Slimed

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while cuddling, my boyfriend excused himself to get a napkin. When he came back, he nervously admitted he'd got a booger in my hair. He then couldn't get it completely out. FML
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MrBoredGuy 1

I would of left it there so later I could be all "what the ****'s in your hair?" but I'm just a nice person

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LaColombianita 26

Lol that's gross.. How did it get in your hair anyway? Did he sneeze? Or was he just digging for gold?

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JadeWalker 14

Probably just fell out lol

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LaColombianita 26

Lol can that happen? I'd say maybe if his nostrils were pretty big and his boogers weren't sticky but obviously they are if he couldn't get it out of her hair lol.

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jsm007 5

To get even with him, next time you guys take a shower together, pee on him.

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jrsylilballer6 7

At least he has manners

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Pentium_4 27

and that's such a big deal that you say "**** my life" ?? lol

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Rainchikmoo 6

At least he was subtle?

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ant2590 6

At least you didn't get a bloody tampon thrown at your windshield

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ilovesarcasm 18

Speaking for myself, if there was no other option- I'd rather have the latter. At least cum is an expected part of intimacy. I want nothing to do with boogers. :)

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barneystinson555 12

that is gross

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