By masterman - 27/08/2012 06:45 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML
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12GaugeTurtle 1

Or just wait for cops to show up to apprehend you. But the first one sounds nicer.

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05PP1 17

Or just google your name if it's on the news it'll probably be online

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ThePsyche 9

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reallytho3 11

Pretty sure ops gonna cramp up with the ice cream lol nice idea tho

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citymayer 7

Sherbet actually has milk in it.

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MyNameIsViet 15

Unlucky mate, the jokes get funnier as you mature.

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ConBroChilll 9

well according to his profile he's 79. By that rule he should be pretty god damn hilarious

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sens3sfailing 24

Must...resist...urge...to grammar nazi...84's profile! Gaaaaaah!!!! You're**** NOT "YOUR a creeper"! Okay...I feel better now...

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I_lost_the_game 25

If OpP's been stealing bacon, then this FML is a YDI for sure.

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EvilPotato 14

Keep checking the news channel they normally show the same story more than once.

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Zya_fml 8

Let's hope it's not because you murdered somebody....

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hooligyn123 18

...put the gun against his head... Damnit! That is going to be stuck in my head all day.

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airforce987 20

59 - And that's a bad thing how? Galileo!

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angrymexican 8

I just got that song out of my head dammit!

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BunchieRules 31

My first double-post. Curse you, Android app!

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DynamicDave 11

You people suck at this. Freddie Mercury is turning over in his grave at your bastardization of that masterpiece.

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kooochris1995 14

Well have you been touching little kids lately? Jk, look on the bright side, maybe it was something good.

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zombicidal 11

32 its the internet everything is okay to joke about

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geko911 22

47 - except what's not ok to joke about. i.e. kid touching (except if you're pedobear... Every kid loves pedobear!), insulting the mentally ill and such. This might be the Internet but a popular concept such as common sense still exists.

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valleyshooter 8

Common sense isn't so common. In fact it's rare. Have you not been on this long. Most of these fmls could have been averted using common sense.

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ebonyirony 29

I always make the news on MY birthday.

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leannez 21

In Vancouver, on one of the morning news, you can submit anyone's photo if it's their birthday or anniversary :)

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sisterjameela 7

I dunno how I'd feel if I were you. I'd be scared I was wanted for doing something or there's an evil twin out there trolling around wearing your face. Hope you won something though or it's good news.

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Twonty2 6

Hahaha! Wearing his face?!

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