Miscellaneous: Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed...

By LadyChristina25 - 05/06/2009 01:07 - United States

Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML

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By Nearis - 16/02/2011 01:13 - United States

Today, I received a call from the police about a car accident that I was a witness to. As the only witness who stopped to help, I was remembered by the other cars involved. They're blaming me for the accident. The cops want to talk. FML

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By Insomniac - 28/07/2012 09:56 - United States - Wasilla

Today, after rolling my car on the highway, I witnessed several people stop and get out of their cars to take pictures. No one asked if I was okay, and I was the one who had to call 911 for myself. FML

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By Steve - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, I had a car accident. In the same place, at the same time, and with the same friend in the passenger seat as last week. FML

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By badtiming - 15/09/2010 04:15 - United States

Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML

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By masterman - 27/08/2012 06:45 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML

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You deserved it 2 953

By UnluckyReporter - 17/02/2016 06:35 - United States - Lexington

Today, I lost control of my car on a patch of ice and slid off the road, messing up my car. I was working on a news story about bad road conditions. FML

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You deserved it 2 940

By S to the HIT - 08/04/2015 16:08 - United States

Today, at a mind-numbingly boring support session, everyone was talking about their hardships. One guy was talking about losing his leg in a car accident. I was half-asleep and asked without thinking, "Did you ever find it?" I almost shat my pants at the roomful of death glares that followed. FML

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You deserved it 35 860

By Anonymous - 31/12/2008 18:23 - France

Today, I crashed my car while racing backwards, so told my parents I was rear-ended. They made me call the police and file a report. I hope there were no cameras. FML

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You deserved it 48 178

By Iamsosorry - 22/06/2015 11:35 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, at my work in a call centre, a man called up on a very quiet line to report a car accident on his father's behalf because his father was deaf. I asked him to ask his dad if he was OK after the accident. I'd misheard him and he had said "dead", not "deaf". He started crying. FML

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You deserved it 4 144

By lanaoftherey - 02/06/2015 21:30 - United States

Today, I went to get my car washed at one of those places where you can watch through the glass. I watched in horror, face pressed against the glass, as my car went through with the window down. FML

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Jessaly_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 9:07

...were you high?

21yearoldvirgin 0

Friday 5 June 2009 9:07

wow... next time sound smarter? lol. that sucks. fyl.

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21yearoldvirgin 0

Friday 5 June 2009 9:07

wow... next time sound smarter? lol. that sucks. fyl.

ryguy997 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 22:30

so what I'm sorry for who got into the accident unless they were drunk.

azn_pridee69 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 5:57

LOL this fml made me laff. not bout the accident tho :(

breenarae25 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 7:16

lolcakes

qwerty8788 4

Monday 25 October 2010 6:30

hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide...

Cjw1220 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 6:16

Yo husband, cause they rapin er're body out here

DaRito 25

Sunday 22 March 2015 20:20

How is this not a YDI? OP should know what he says.

ThatOnePolarBear 13

Monday 29 August 2016 10:01

"Next time silent smarter... but with sound!"

EvilTonyBlair 0

Friday 5 June 2009 9:07

That sucks but it's kinda funny.

sebster5858 0

Thursday 29 April 2010 5:56

lmao 306

1357908642 4

Wednesday 28 November 2012 5:54

Fail... You aren't first...

extrasnipes 22

Sunday 27 October 2013 3:47

was it like a black and white movie to? but with color.

ClassyJJZ 9

Tuesday 31 December 2013 6:41

You're pretty damn special, aren't you?

Jessaly_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 9:07

...were you high?

Aelaena 6

Friday 5 June 2009 9:08

LMFAO and #2 fails

austinelement95 0

Friday 5 June 2009 9:09

Lol thats awesome

oliviaaaaaaaa 0

Friday 5 June 2009 9:10

hahahahhahahahahhahahahahhaahahhahahaaha. i think i love you

AaronRivera 0

Friday 5 June 2009 9:10

LOL. Don't worry though it'll be forgotten in a few months or end up on Youtube.

condom101 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 10:36

it's a fake FML never actually happened

IFUCKINLOVETEA 0

Friday 5 June 2009 9:13

AHAHAHAHAHA

redbluegreen 40

Friday 5 June 2009 9:14

A silent movie, but with sound. You're special. Hahaha.

teentee401 36

Sunday 20 July 2014 7:24

Better than a black and white movie with color

NeoCarmik 9

Thursday 9 October 2014 0:10

Was there classical music the whole time?

thealphabrailie 0

Friday 5 June 2009 9:15

Camera shy perhaps? Definitely FYL though

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