By bill - 24/10/2012 11:14 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I saw a man lying face down in a field and thinking he was injured, I ran over to help. As soon as I got to him, I realized he was completely naked. He stood up and chased after me. FML
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farkie3 8

Has the zombie invasion already spread that far north from Florida? D:

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Celina_Lune 20

I hope you called the police. That's freaky.

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farkie3 8

Has the zombie invasion already spread that far north from Florida? D:

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CrewBoy 10

I say we all just smoke some bath salts and join them.

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ProfessionalTrol_fml 14

No, that's just the new rape technique where you lure in the victims...

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Werken247 14

It's not rape if you yell "Surprise" and throw confetti.

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ICastillo 24

"Surprise butt sex".......Is more like what this naked guy probably screamed.

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KiddNYC1O 20

I hope op remembered the cardio rule!

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brenkite 5

Zombies? In Maryland? That's where I am!

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DanielT1994 19

You guys are all too worried about this zombie stuff. Maybe it'll turn out like Fido.

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DanielT1994 19

You guys are all too worried about this zombie stuff. Maybe it'll turn out like Fido.

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yousuck44 11

Same dude same, why did I have to live in maryland -_-

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farkie3 8

Don't forget that it started in Florida. So, logically, Georgia, the Carolinas and Virginia are infected too, as yet are in between. The only way around this would be air travel, and who in their right mind would let a zombie on an airplane?

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Celina_Lune 20

I hope you called the police. That's freaky.

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boofgall 16

I couldn't help but laugh at the image though.

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ICastillo 24

Why # 2 he was just trying to give OP a hug.

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Inheritance 10

He was just happy to see OP! Nothing wrong with that!

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T9FTW 20

HEE HEE... He was naked! *perv face*

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skittlestrailmix 14

50- Let's hope so... Something is seriously wrong with that person.

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Clioo_fml 17

63, I'd rather like to hope that he's just mentally weird like that...if he's on bath salts, it only means it's more accessible by people...and I definitely don't want to think about that.

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maosquare 18

He sounds like he's consumed too much spirit.

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BellaBelle_fml 23

T9FTW - Please tell me you are still pre-pubescent. I sincerely hope that someone older than that would not be so immature. But based on what I've seen on this site I wouldn't be too surprised.

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kiwienne 21

Think we both got scarred for life today, then, OP. I watched A Man Called Horse. Watching Professor Dumbledore run around butt naked killed me a little bit

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Welshite 39

And everybody scoffed at me for taking zombie apocalypse preparation classes.

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unknown_user5566 26

"Saw a man laying face down in the field"... sounds like the beginning of a horror film. Kudos to you for trying to help, but next time, I'd maybe call the cops for assistance first.

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herpderpherpderp 13

no, sounds more like.. GREASED-UP DEAF GUY!

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theandrewdays 2

Just hope it was a psychology project for school. Very, very unlikely though but one can only wish.

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ManInTheMachine 19

Why is everyone assuming it was a zombie? As we know from another OP, screaming 'BRAAAAIIINNSSS' doesn't warrant an undead corpse. It could just be a very, very strange fetish. As for being naked, well.... Avoiding a tan line? Yeah, I've got nothing.

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obviousboy 8

I just wish I could like this fml.

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BunchieRules 31

You can add it to your favorites, though.

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