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By Anonymous - 31/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML

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By myeyesburn - 28/10/2019 14:00 - Canada

Today, I got up from bed after a good night's sleep, and walked outside. The first thing I saw was my 60-ish year-old neighbor bent over, picking up a newspaper. He was wearing nothing but a way too short bathrobe and a pair of rubber boots. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2019 14:00

Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML

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By hellphone_fml - 01/07/2019 20:00

Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML

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By dollybabe - 09/01/2010 21:20 - Ireland

Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2021 04:58

Today, I decided to go for a swim in a river to cool off. Not having a bathing suit, I went in nude. After a refreshing swim, and coming back to shore completely naked, I was greeted by a shocked young woman walking her dog. FML

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By Hunterxx - 07/08/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2018 12:00

Today, I had to run to put the trash out for the garbage truck, only I was so hungover, I forgot I was only wearing an open dressing gown and no underwear. A few neighbours and passing cars got to see me swinging in the breeze. FML

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By malebonding - 17/08/2009 13:50 - United States

Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2020 23:06

Today, I took my dog out for his walk, only to find out that I had an extra bra hanging vertically out of my pants. Thankfully, the only person who saw me was the maintenance guy, who looked very confused, so I just smiled at him. I had no idea why, I only realized when the wind blew it against my leg and I saw my shadow. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2009 16:41 - Canada

Today, I woke up early to take my dog for a walk. I wore spandex shorts. I stopped to talk to several people I know and passed a group of hot construction workers who checked me out. I just got home and realized I have the biggest cameltoe I've ever seen in my life. FML

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Thursday 31 December 2009 18:50

teehee

daydreamstar 7

Thursday 31 December 2009 18:55

wow. talk about greeting the new year... I hope you were waving with your hand... poor guy, poor dog...

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the_sodomizer 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 18:50

teehee

breadfuck 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 6:53

eeh hee hee hee hee hee hee! :D

m0tl3ycru3 0

Tuesday 15 November 2011 1:04

Morning glory

123e3 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 18:51

FAIL

karee10 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 1:04

epic failure!!

youngboss_fml 2

Thursday 31 December 2009 18:52

hihihihihi

coolp3rson 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 8:54

I'm in love with this FML

daydreamstar 7

Thursday 31 December 2009 18:55

wow. talk about greeting the new year... I hope you were waving with your hand... poor guy, poor dog...

zolltf 4

Saturday 3 July 2010 7:32

cause he was "walking his dog"

GanjAxZermA 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 19:00

wow

tehantone 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 19:05

the man enjoyed it very much

somuchjustice 0

Friday 1 January 2010 9:47

Uhh, not everyone in Britain is gay. did you not notice the poster is a man?

Subal_fml 8

Friday 1 January 2010 12:04

Not everyone in Britain is straight, either.

Tamara2011 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 19:07

Well you know why the guy waved must of been a good view lol, how can you forget your naked that must be the norm for you :)

fatcow282 8

Wednesday 16 January 2013 0:20

When your half a sleep there are many things you can not be aware of

elizabeth8352 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 19:13

Hahhahaha that's greaat

JustStella 28

Thursday 31 December 2009 19:28

haha! That is an awesome image right there!

fuckinglifehard 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 19:35

did u invite him in?

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