Miscellaneous: Today, I saw a man lying face down in a field and thinking he...

By bill - 24/10/2012 11:14 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I saw a man lying face down in a field and thinking he was injured, I ran over to help. As soon as I got to him, I realized he was completely naked. He stood up and chased after me. FML

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By DarkDolly - 04/02/2012 16:39 - France

Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, I fainted in my bathroom, full on naked and sprawled out on my bathroom floor. When I came to, I was in pain from landing on my side and very disoriented. I sat up and could see my husband just roll over in bed and go to sleep. He didn’t even ask me if I was OK. FML

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By badtiming - 15/09/2010 04:15 - United States

Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML

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By Hunterxx - 07/08/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML

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By loser. - 20/03/2010 06:23 - Canada

Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML

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By Sammmmi - 22/06/2016 18:35 - United Kingdom - Paisley

Today, I heard someone try to get into my back garden. I ran to the front door, opened it, and shouted at whoever it was. I then saw a police officer appear, following the person who'd jumped my fence. I then realised I wasn't wearing any trousers. I'd shouted at the police half naked. FML

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By TipsyTj - 29/03/2016 13:05 - Canada - Kentville

Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML

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By college will be fun they said - 15/09/2017 19:30 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I was running late to class and slipped down a staircase. Not only did nobody help me, but when I got up I noticed an old man staring at my ass. FML

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By philip708 - 27/08/2015 06:46 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I helped an old man who fell over. Turns out he was drunk and had pissed himself. He decided to thank me with a hug. FML

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farkie3 8

Wednesday 24 October 2012 19:06

Has the zombie invasion already spread that far north from Florida? D:

Celina_Lune 20

Wednesday 24 October 2012 19:09

I hope you called the police. That's freaky.

Comments

madhouse1212 2

Wednesday 24 October 2012 19:35

Well OP shouldn't be running into fields. At least not by yourself..

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 24 October 2012 19:39

KILL BILL volume 1 or 2?

tnlander 20

Wednesday 24 October 2012 19:43

Run Forrest Run! Lt. Dan is trying to show you his magic legs.

DB5353 5

Wednesday 24 October 2012 19:45

He must've been tripping balls!

unknown_user5566 26

Wednesday 24 October 2012 20:10

Well that wouldn't be very nice. What'd the balls ever do to him?

annie_nk 22

Wednesday 24 October 2012 20:01

What an interesting visual.

TrailblazerSS 5

Wednesday 24 October 2012 20:07

Phase 2: trippin' major ballsack. Challenge complete.

traveler_ghost 12

Wednesday 24 October 2012 20:19

what the heck is wrong with people? does he find chasing people naked, amusing? he's probably a troll, knowing you'd be scared and just wanted to see you squirm

Axipiter 24

Wednesday 24 October 2012 20:43

If he were a troll, he'd be under a bridge collecting toll, not in a field.

Welshite 39

Wednesday 24 October 2012 20:47

#40: Not so. This is the version of The Three Billy Goats Gruff where the troll wins and eats the goats. He was just sleeping off his dinner in the field.

seriouslystop 1

Wednesday 24 October 2012 20:43

That would have definitely terrified and scarred me for life.

joethebiden 8

Wednesday 24 October 2012 20:45

Rapists are terrible people, but you've got to admire how crafty they get sometimes.

buckdharma 36

Wednesday 24 October 2012 20:45

this was the very rare and usually docile vegan zombie who was merely grazing in his natural habitat. known to be passive but can become highly unpredictable if agitated.