By 2ndgenoration - 17/05/2014 21:56 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, my grandmother told me that since my dad was a mistake, I too am a mistake. FML
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lurch87 18

that sucks, but the greatest discoverys were by accident

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puffthekraken 7

That spelling of 'generation' was a mistake...

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lurch87 18

that sucks, but the greatest discoverys were by accident

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badminton 14

I like people like you, always there to support OP and make him/her feel better. Hats off to you, sir!

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fader48080 10

and that's why I call my daughter penicillin. she doesn't get it yet but in 10 years I get the feeling it will have nice dividends. I would be willing to bet at least 1/3 of us where mistakes I would be shocked if I wasn't. I comes from a dirt poor family no one in that situation says lets add another mouth. but I was loved just the same so what's the problem.

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James_is_Mexican 25

Don't worry OP, I'm a mistake too. Wedlock babies for life!

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theawkwardlife 21

Like Bob Ross says, there are no mistakes, just happy little accidents. :)

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tygerarmy 35

That makes no sense OP; especially if your parents planned you. Just point out by her logic you should be a third generation asshole because she is one.

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JKPwnage 27

discoveries* To pluralize a noun ending with cy (where c in a consonant): replace y with ies, not ys.

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incoherentrmblr 21

I think grandma forgot to take her meds...

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Futacy 29

Like the Powerpuff Girls, and they're badasses.

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VanOBrien 14

That's a perfect way to look at it! :-)

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justaweirdgirl 14

my parents did not get married until two months after I was born, I'm their second child

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puffthekraken 7

That spelling of 'generation' was a mistake...

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paigexox0 37

Wait i thought it was just clever..."geNOration"?

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BaglMinionz 8

Well the grandma deserves to get no ration, so I guess it's accurate.

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thatboykevinn 3

I hope I'm not going out on a limb when I say... I think OP was referring to "genomes"

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PIGaming 21

Some of the (living) older generations are angry and bitter ~ dont take it to heart OP!

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spoo 24

Especially as you might be a third generation.... Ask her if she knew of her parents trying to sneak out of the hospital without taking her with them

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scuccria 12

Maybe that's what her grandma told her? ;)

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badluckalex 23

My brother and I use the word "accidents" instead of mistake. Although you weren't planned, im sure she still loves you and your dad :D

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clrichmond2009 24

I always preferred to refer to myself as a surprise.

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mikbrooke 25

nothing says that the OP was not planned..

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joseph19921992 10

Old people give zero ***** about what they say, I love it.

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rybaby23 8

Did Jesus kiss Mary with that mouth? lol but seriously I totally agree with you #7. Old people can be so heartless and don't even know/care that they are lol

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firestream 9

Well go back in time and make sure your dad eas not an mistake.

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chuka81 27

And your kids would be mistakes, so also their kids. In fact, your whole lineage would be a lineage of mistakes. FYL

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possy 19

Mistakes are made everyday! Some of the most important discoveries in our life time where mistakes.

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cumberbunny 17

Were* although 'are' would be better.

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BaglMinionz 8

Technically, the discoveries were made in the past, so it would be "were".

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Harpy20 24

Except for the fact that he said, "our lifetime," which is the present.

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liketenpandas 6

"lifetime" meaning the entirety of the human race. not in ANY way to mean present. eddison invented the lightbulb! was that present as of today as well?

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