Miscellaneous: Today, my mother called me, telling me how disappointed she was...

By Anonymous - 08/02/2015 22:24 - United States - Southlake

Today, my mother called me, telling me how disappointed she was at how I let my room "become such a pigsty." I haven't lived there in three years. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2015 19:02 - United States - Lemont

Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML

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Nope, no way

By Anonymous - 01/02/2024 08:00

Today, my mom is sulking because I won’t let her house-sit for me while I’m away for 4 months. Her house is a pigsty, a hoarder would be ashamed to live in her house, and growing up in that house is what gave me an OCD for cleaning, yet she thinks I should trust her promises that she’ll keep my house tidy. FML

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By leahkasscar - 03/05/2017 16:00

Today, I decided to clean the whole house as a surprise for my mother. When she came home, she screamed at me and called me a bitch because she had wanted to clean it herself. FML

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Roommates from hell

By ugh - 30/09/2011 19:45 - United States

Today, after a month of living in a pigsty of an apartment with my roommates, I spent the day cleaning the place out. When everyone returned home, instead of thanking me, all they could do was point out the spots I'd missed. FML

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Get Out

By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 06:04 - Australia - Mulgrave

Today, I came home to find that my mother had cleaned my room, and she'd done a very good job, too. So good in fact, that she even managed to remove all of the furniture, replacing it with a note that said, "It's time to go, sweetie XO". FML

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By messyvictor - 28/01/2012 16:19 - United States

Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML

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Don't go

By Paulshaun1 - 06/10/2016 13:38 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, my mother told me she thinks it is time for me to move into my own place. I agreed with her and went to look at studios/flats online. She later came into my room, saw me looking at places and then got pissed off at me, saying that I hate her for wanting to leave her. FML

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Family dynamics

By Anonymous - 21/04/2022 04:00 - Germany - Zittau

Today, my mom told me how happy she is that I'm living with her. No wait, that was a month ago. Now she tells me it’s “bad timing” that I'm living with her while she potentially has a new boyfriend, because things like me demanding that people tidy up after themselves might upset him. FML

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Today, on Hoarders…

By Anonymous - 12/02/2021 20:02 - Germany

Today, my mom’s house is so dirty and cluttered, there's hardly any space left for actually living in it. Two months ago, she intended to finally organize and tidy up. Now, she's bought a trailer and is simply moving into that instead. FML

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New life

By Anonymous - 27/12/2020 17:04 - Germany

Today, after losing my job, my apartment and my man, I had to move back in with my mom, at 37. She’s a total slob; I can’t function without clean, organized spaces. So, hey, at least I have a new full-time job now: cleaning up after her. FML

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poopsi 19

Monday 9 February 2015 9:48

Maybe that's a hint for you to move in and clean your damn room. :P

Dreamsorrow93 24

Monday 9 February 2015 9:54

She said your room, I hope she specified or your mom just might be sneaking in your house to spy on you.......

Comments

poopsi 19

Monday 9 February 2015 9:48

Maybe that's a hint for you to move in and clean your damn room. :P

RobinGoodfellow 47

Monday 9 February 2015 9:53

Tell her she let it become a pig sty.

buckdharma 36

Monday 9 February 2015 9:54

This little piggy cried wee, wee, wee, all the way home.

Dreamsorrow93 24

Monday 9 February 2015 9:54

She said your room, I hope she specified or your mom just might be sneaking in your house to spy on you.......

SweetasCandy0609 28

Monday 9 February 2015 10:54

that's what I was thinking to.

swaftmasterj627 12

Monday 9 February 2015 20:21

I like the way you think

Brandi_Faith 33

Monday 9 February 2015 20:57

I agree. I think she was talking about his room at his house and she's disappointed that he's an adult and still has a dirty room. She's probably thinking "I raised you better than that." Either she stopped by when he wasn't home or she is referring to the last time he had her over.

CaptainCore993 19

Monday 9 February 2015 9:57

I think it is her way of telling you to come visit.

kaosps2 11

Monday 9 February 2015 9:59

Perhaps she's hinting for you to visit?

emeraldisle 30

Monday 9 February 2015 10:06

Shame on you OP! How dare you not keep your room clean even though you don't live there.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 9 February 2015 10:50

mybe he left it that way and she's just now noticing

cheeeksss 29

Monday 9 February 2015 10:23

I feel for you, OP. I moved out almost 4 years ago. And the one day I visited my parents place, my mom told me "Go do the dishes. You haven't done it in a long time." And when I pointed out that I don't live there anymore she just said, "So?" .___.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 9 February 2015 10:52

did you doit? i usually do when asked. the woman did raise me

Enslaved 36

Monday 9 February 2015 11:00

I would have done the dishes too. Especially if mom cooked. (:

cheeeksss 29

Monday 9 February 2015 11:03

I did do it. I have no problem doing chores when I visit. I just didn't appreciate the remark of me not doing chores anymore when I no longer live there.