Miscellaneous: Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view...

By cAPITOLpORN - 23/06/2015 15:57 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML

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By Username - 13/09/2010 23:19 - France

Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2014 18:51 - United States - Athens

Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML

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Let's get you home Grandma

By Ima_Moronski - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML

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Nice to see you

By meeee - 13/02/2021 23:01

Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML

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How soon is now?

By Grandmas lost it - 28/08/2013 04:48 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I turned around after loading the washing machine to discover my husband's 89-year-old grandmother dropping her pants. She looked at me and said, "I hope you don't mind but when you got to go, you got to go." She then sat down on the toilet and let out a loud, long fart. FML

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Arse!

By Anonymous - 09/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML

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JBP fever dream

By Mike0410 - 24/06/2024 17:00 - Romania - Alba Iulia

Today, I went for a picnic by the river in the forest with my grandma. I forgot to bring a swimsuit, and wasn't wearing any underwear either, so she just made me go naked. I got caught fully naked by some dirt bikers when I went to find a spot to pee. My grandma just laughed, really hard. FML

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By wnrz - 18/02/2012 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML

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By unfortunate419 - 17/02/2010 07:30 - United States

Today, I brought my new girlfriend over to show off to my family when my senile great-grandmother walked into the room wearing nothing but her underpants asking when the Olympics come on. FML

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By scarred - 17/09/2018 15:30

Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML

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ihartmytdi 23

Wednesday 24 June 2015 0:21

So how's counseling going?

Miss_Chevious 37

Wednesday 24 June 2015 0:27

your grandma is taking "you're only as old as you believe you are" to a whole new level

Comments

kingdutchhy 19

Wednesday 24 June 2015 0:20

I hope no one ASSked for a picture.

bl865ood 17

Wednesday 24 June 2015 2:48

asked, come on man, at least spell it right

PePziNL 20

Wednesday 24 June 2015 3:03

35: The joke ---------- Your head

ihartmytdi 23

Wednesday 24 June 2015 0:21

So how's counseling going?

MeanBeagle 22

Wednesday 24 June 2015 12:33

I literally paused at the word pink out of fear of what might come next.

LandoKid 9

Thursday 25 June 2015 7:15

I think they managed to recover short-term memory.

brendejafulable 41

Wednesday 24 June 2015 0:22

I don't think everyone transitions into the grandma clothes.

TypicalSenpai 14

Wednesday 24 June 2015 0:23

.__. .........Was the thong at least cute?

cari_cat 19

Wednesday 24 June 2015 0:35

Did Grandma at least have dat booty? SHE DOOO

oreoeater 21

Wednesday 24 June 2015 0:24

Ah you see she just got back from auditioning for Wild Cougar

az1z_official 17

Wednesday 24 June 2015 0:24

So pink is still in fashion ayee??

Kidjazzin 17

Wednesday 24 June 2015 0:25

What was seen can't be unseen!?

oreoeater 21

Wednesday 24 June 2015 0:29

Was that a question?

bmhampt91 18

Wednesday 24 June 2015 0:26

Not everyone can say their grandma is that cool hahah

starile 19

Wednesday 24 June 2015 2:39

Not that they KNOW of...

Miss_Chevious 37

Wednesday 24 June 2015 0:27

your grandma is taking "you're only as old as you believe you are" to a whole new level

ProfessorMctitie 20

Wednesday 24 June 2015 0:29

She just wants to feel young again!

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Today, after being in love with one of my best friends for ages, he took me on a date. We then went back to his place and we made love. Afterwards, he told me he wanted to show me something and led me outside. He ran back in and locked the door. It's a two hour walk home. FML

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Today, I'm at odds with my fiancée because a drunk girl approached me at a Halloween party and complimented my costume. I barely acknowledged the woman and made polite small talk until she walked away. Apparently, I was too friendly and should have shooed the woman away rudely and immediately. FML

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Today, I was bartending. A guest was getting belligerent so I had to cut him off. He called me a bitch and threw the rest of his drink in my face before storming off. The belligerent asscandle was my boyfriend. FML

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Today, during a soccer game, some utter moron got the bright idea of trying to score a goal from his side of the field. I sarcastically made a big show of just barely stopping the ball, and nailed it off to the side. The ball hit a kid so hard in the head that he had to go to the hospital. FML

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Today, I wrote in my own yearbook with different styles of handwriting so my mom would think I have friends. FML

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Today, my girlfriend told me she is breaking up with me for my friend, because she likes people with diaper fetishes. I had no clue either of them liked that stuff. FML

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Today, my dad and I had an hour-long conversation. When he was getting up to leave my room he said, "Good talk Chelsey." My sister is Chelsey. So I corrected him. He thought I was joking. My father can't tell my sister and I apart. We are not twins. FML

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Today, my family are really into rugby so I tried out for a local team. It didn't go well, and afterwards I couldn’t find my dad anywhere. It turns out he was so embarrassed by my sheer incompetence, he got in his car and drove away. I had to walk 9 miles home, which isn’t easy in rugby boots. FML

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