By Sarah - 09/04/2015 20:24 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I told my younger brother that I'm a lesbian. Now he keeps asking me if I want to play rock, paper, vagina. FML
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luarasticks 13

technically, the joke would still work with the classic rock, paper, scissors.

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gracehi 31

That sucks, although I'm guessing you don't.

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gracehi 31

That sucks, although I'm guessing you don't.

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_kyleG_ 34

I mean, if we're getting technical here...

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mct_1087 27

That's ****** up. You should *metaphorically* throw a rock at his face.

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tantanpanda 26

I think this would be a good instance of literally.

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weswheatley 14

Do you even know the definition of metaphorically?

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MaT30123 19

Do you know what a metaphor is? Didn't we learn that in like 3rd or 4th grade?

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AlwaysMeAlways 4

It would be more appropriate to use figuratively instead of metaphorically.

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Dreamsorrow93 24

****** bleeds on paper, rock plugs ******, and paper covers rock. Gosh didn't you go to grade school?

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Gillett 23

of course, ****** beats everything except oral!

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Dreamsorrow93 24

Lesbians can be very dangerous.

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codytallica 38

Any sexual orientation can be dangerous, depends on the person. Me and you should play rock, paper, ignore.

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Dreamsorrow93 24

It's a reference from the Netflix series "Orange is the New Black".

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luarasticks 13

technically, the joke would still work with the classic rock, paper, scissors.

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philsh94 20

thank you for making my day!

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kewpiesuicide 29

But for the record, real lesbians don't scissor. That's all fake lesbians in the **** industry catering to male fantasy.

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MandyO 15

Does ****** beat paper? ****** beats everything!

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Ichiya 29

I don't know about that. Vaginas take a beating pretty often.

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8313girl 28

And keep on kicking! Vaginas are the strongest around!!!

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Waschlappen 23

Well, at least he seems to be okay with it? It still sounds really annoying though.

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Wsparta 26

I somehow find myself slightly complexes on how you brother's mind connected lesbians and rock paper scissors. :-/

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Driving_Gaming 22

Lesbians do scissoring when getting it on.

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