By flurina - 18/12/2009 20:44 - Canada

Today, a woman pushed me at the bar and told me how much she's always hated me. She was my grade five teacher. FML
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Luckster 0

I hate running into teachers during your adulthood. Especially if they end up mistaking you for the kid who sat next to you, causing trouble all the time, while you were the good kid. It's all the same to them.

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licci 0

throw eggs at her car.. maybe at her too

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Person1233 12

That's what you get for having your first period in her class, all over her floor, lol. Edit: I'm joking, just in case a sensitive bitch comes along..

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The_Pleb 0

Its your opportunity to make a move on your teacher ^^ Every guys fantasy O and person, i found your comment extremely sexist so just go home....? ok

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No_Heart 0

Maybe if you live in the land of ****, but most of teachers are like at a burn victem level of ugly.

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Fml37 0

# 7 I don't know who the **** you've been talking to, but thinking of my past teachers, that is definitely not anybody I know's fantasy.

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Reyo 2

Question: why do you care?

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graknor 0

when you say you are joking, it's a good idea to actually include a joke

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vtsocks 2

don't listen to all there haters, I had some hot young new college grad teachers too back in the day. it would be money to run into them in a bar!

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hellokittywhore 0

it's ok #7 I agree I would make a move in the teacher too!! lol I've had some sexxxy teachers!! ;)

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hellokittywhore 0

EDIT * on not in the teacher*

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jazziue 0

she's a teacher at a bar at night meaning she's stills teacher,old,and probably unmarried who's unsuccessful here that really needs to be hated

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AziraLevana 2

OP: My grade five teacher was evil, too. She used to scream at the class and yell things like, "Would you like me to slit my wrists?!" (to which I always silently replied, "Yes.") Years later, I nearly crashed my car when I drove past a building with a sign on it that had her name followed by "Counselling Services". Of all the people in the world...

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bailes_o_hay 0

that was probably her plan all along, emotionally scar you guys then charge you for counseling

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matt5217 4

is it just me or are all grade 5 teachers evil?

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thagar 2

Mine weren't but I go to a private school. My cousins' 5th grade teachers were so I'm gonna say yes

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Luckster 0

I hate running into teachers during your adulthood. Especially if they end up mistaking you for the kid who sat next to you, causing trouble all the time, while you were the good kid. It's all the same to them.

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Ethos_fml 0

She's still a teacher. Fherlife. And so? That was over 13 years ago or so, love.

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XQuartzX 15

Just because she was OP's teacher when they were younger doesn't mean they are still a teacher now. And you can't just assume it was 13 years ago. We don't even know the age of OP. Okay, I'm done.

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SixthSinEnvy 39

#4 You realize teachers give you the education and life skills that make you competent enough to get a "real job"? Show some ******* respect to our educators.

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DreMaMa 0

And this a FML moment how again?

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danii_s2 0

all I can say is lol. looks like uv caused her some serious mental issues

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hedgehogs 0

You don't need to take anyone that nasty seriously.

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darkmis1 17

Wow. What a bitchy teacher. FYL indeed.

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Person1233 12

EDIT: I really hate FML's comment system.. ugh

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