Miscellaneous: Today, my husband and I were looking for a new house. The open...

By Anonymous - 21/04/2009 15:15 - United States

Today, my husband and I were looking for a new house. The open house we were in had a strange floral scent to entice the buyers. I am three months pregnant and have horrible morning sickness. I threw up all over the living room. FML

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By deeenalynn - 18/07/2011 16:22 - Canada

Today, I have horrible morning sickness. I was helping my daughter fingerpaint, when suddenly the smell of the paint set my stomach off. I threw up all over myself and her painting. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2019 16:35 - United States

Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML

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Smells like… victory

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, they're pumping out the septic system in the building next door. I'm three months pregnant, suffering from morning sickness, and can smell everything within a three-mile radius. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2013 17:31 - Sweden - Karlskrona

Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML

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By soapisyourfriend - 16/02/2016 06:53 - United States - Ashland

Today, cable was installed at my house and the cable guy smelled like some horrid mix of cabbage and cheese. I'm pregnant and suffering from morning sickness. I've sprayed air freshener, lit candles, and opened windows despite the cold outside. I can't get rid of the smell. FML

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No soup for you

By jnisla - 11/10/2013 22:44 - United States - Conway

Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML

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By akiza - 17/11/2012 02:00 - Japan

Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2016 07:16 - United States - Roscoe

Today, my 3 year-old woke up with diarrhea. The stench caused him to throw up. My husband started sympathy puking all over the floor. I'm so exhausted already that I'm considering just burning the damn house down to avoid cleaning it all up. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2015 03:25 - Australia

Today, I threw up on a police officer who was trying to do a random breath test. I wasn't drunk or hungover. I'm pregnant and suffering morning sickness. FML

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Hilarious

By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 20:21 - United States

Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML

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nO__namE 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 22:52

I can understand some other stuff, but how the hell did they deserve this?

Socrates_fml 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 22:51

you puke on it, you buy it?

Comments

Kickinchicken213 3

Tuesday 21 April 2009 22:50

Nastiness... I'm sorry!

Socrates_fml 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 22:51

you puke on it, you buy it?

pertained 12

Tuesday 13 April 2010 23:51

good thing they had a floral scent to mask the terrible smell c:

ItsAshxD 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 22:52

Nice house warming gift. :D.

nO__namE 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 22:52

I can understand some other stuff, but how the hell did they deserve this?

thirdbase1733 0

Tuesday 30 March 2010 21:44

if you know you get terrible morning sickness don't go somewhere in the time where you would have morning sickness

effyoubitch 5

Friday 14 October 2011 10:48

Morning sickness isn't just in the morning. It can be at any time of the day or night and it comes out of nowhere. I know from experience.

klimpomppp 9

Tuesday 9 April 2013 13:53

92, read ur profile, just had to say, u seem like a ******* awesome person

AliGInTheHouse 24

Thursday 2 April 2015 16:56

If she knew she had morning sickness, it would have been a smart idea to bring a sick bag.

mobius8 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 22:53

"Today we had an open home. We'd spent all week cleaning and getting it to smell nice. The first person who came through vomited everywhere, ruining all my hard work cleaning, and the chance anyone else is going to be interested in buying my house. FML."

ad27 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 22:53

Now they'll really want to lower the price! More like fhl

Guairdean 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 22:54

Pregnant women get an automatic pass on anything that makes them ill. If I were the home owner I would have apologised and cleaned it up. I'd also dump the floral scent. Beyond that, congratulations!