Money: Today, the drive-thru lady at Taco Bell broke my debit card and... - FML

By stonehengeva - 27/07/2015 03:00 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, the drive-thru lady at Taco Bell broke my debit card and tried to hide it by wrapping it in a receipt. FML

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By TacoFail - 02/01/2010 04:46 - United States

Today, I went through the Taco Bell drive through. The lady at the window handed me my food and receipt. In a moment of insanity, I threw the receipt at the cashier and yelled, "WOOHOO!" I attempted to burn rubber and get the hell out of dodge, only to remember my car was in park. FML

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By whaaaaat111 - 09/03/2013 12:04 - United States - Vienna

Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2016 19:29 - United States - Greeley

Today, I got threatened with a gun at the drive-thru, all because my coworker forgot to include extra fries in the guy's order. FML

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By dannij08 - 27/01/2009 16:47 - United States

Today, I hid my credit card from myself so I wouldn't use it. Now I can't find it. FML

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By drummahboi99 - 04/12/2011 01:29 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML

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By Rob - 09/10/2010 04:09 - United States

Today, I got chased, threatened and assaulted by a cab driver because I wouldn't take the credit card receipt. FML

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By KatieElizabeth - 27/10/2013 04:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML

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By faith - 16/06/2020 23:00

Today, I went to a restaurant to order food with just a $100 bill. They no longer had what I came for, so I left. When I got to my car, I realized - no bill. I went back in for them to say they hadn't seen it, and they wouldn’t check the cameras. I know the lady working there picked it up since I was the only customer. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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By Tired Hungry Geek - 27/10/2015 04:40 - United States

Today, I was exhausted after a long day at work and didn't feel like cooking so I went to a drive thru. I placed my order, went to the window and paid. I then drove off without my food and didn't realize it for a couple of blocks. I was too embarrassed to go back and get it. FML

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Top comments

Yazoo77 16

Monday 27 July 2015 14:59

I would have felt bad and let it go if she apologized, but badly failing at hiding her mistake, should tell the manager.

stieglar 17

Monday 27 July 2015 15:05

Worst gift wrapping ever.

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ratboy07 10

Monday 27 July 2015 14:56

That sucks, OP. Hope it went over okay

cksmith51 14

Monday 27 July 2015 14:57

Your card could not be accepted. Please don't realize that I broke it.

pokemyeyes 23

Monday 27 July 2015 14:57

Wow epic flop on her part

SK8WITME 19

Monday 27 July 2015 14:57

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phoneaddict13 29

Monday 27 July 2015 19:58

he/ she wrote an FML..

Yazoo77 16

Monday 27 July 2015 14:59

I would have felt bad and let it go if she apologized, but badly failing at hiding her mistake, should tell the manager.

okaydisarray 17

Tuesday 28 July 2015 19:55

Honestly, the only way I could think of that a debit card would break is if OP kept it unprotected in their pocket all the time causing it to become very worn and fragile from frequent bending. If that's the case, it's OP's fault and she shouldn't feel bad at all...

FalloutScrolls 25

Monday 27 July 2015 15:02

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quinn1184 25

Monday 27 July 2015 17:23

that's a very American thing to say.

fmlsams 27

Monday 27 July 2015 18:05

'Merica!!

NthDakotaBeaches 12

Monday 27 July 2015 18:14

Let's derail this America hating circle jerk train before it leaves the station

PePziNL 20

Tuesday 28 July 2015 2:27

Actually, both of those statements are false.

Shade1982 20

Wednesday 29 July 2015 10:40

Depends on where you live I think :P.

XxGaLaXy_HiTzxX 14

Monday 27 July 2015 15:02

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Calingaladha 21

Monday 27 July 2015 15:04

I'd say this sucks for the both of you. She was probably afraid she'd get in trouble. Order a new card, and keep enjoying that Taco Bell.

stieglar 17

Monday 27 July 2015 15:05

Worst gift wrapping ever.

bluhbluhbluh 14

Saturday 24 February 2018 14:41

she made a taco though

HUGBUG 23

Monday 27 July 2015 15:06

That's bad

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