By lolo - 15/06/2018 22:30
Tardian
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About Tardian
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Je participe activement au jeu des avatars thématiques.
Actuellement : « portrait photo en noir et blanc »
J'ai choisi l'un des maîtres de la science fiction humaniste : Isaac Asimov.
(pour plus d'information, voir le forum, section CCEPR)
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À 10 ans, on a des rêves
À 20 ans, on a des ambitions
À 30 ans, on a des idéaux
À 40 ans, on a des doutes
À 50 ans, on a des remords
À 60 ans, on a des manques
À 70 ans, on a des regrets
À 80 ans, on a des souvenirs
À 90 ans, on a des absences
À 100 ans, on a des miracles
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Vous savez, "comme même" ça n'a pas de sens. Sauf comme mème.
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Quand vous parlez de « tribucher », vous voulez dire « trébucher trois fois » ?
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Je me méfie de ceux qui s'empressent d'approuver tout ce que je dis ou fait. Reconnaissez qu'il est logique de penser que les lèche-culs sont des suspects.
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I've got nothing better to do in class
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He who tries, wins.
See, one of you was right.
42
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YDI Master
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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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I moderated this!
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100 kick-ass comments
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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
One ring to rule them all
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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Invader
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At night, all FMLs are grey.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
Happy month-versary
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
FAAAAAACEBOOK
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Picture this FML
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I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
The return of the thumb
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Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Friendless, or not going out tonight?
You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1 a.m. Happy New Year!
Back from the party
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Mobility
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I NEED to know!
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
One of us!
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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Master spy - Maxwell Smart level
You're following 100 people
I liked to the power of 20
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Godlike spy - 007 level
You're following 200 people
Mike Tyson
Like Mike Tyson, you have the strength of a tiger.
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
Gandhi
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Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Even your mom agreed
1000 people said "I agree" with your post. Don't slow down now!
VALIDATOR
You said "I agree" with 1000 posts
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
Tardian's favorite FMLs
By Anonymous - 18/06/2018 11:06 - France
Ça roule
By LnR - 18/06/2018 11:15 - Switzerland
Ça gratte
By Sakapuces - 29/05/2018 08:00
Marteau-piqueur
By Chriss - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff