crudeandrudeguy

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  • Alberta, Canada
  • 38 years-old
  • Tuesday 04 February 1986
  • In a relationship

About Crudeandrudeguy

Just had to redo most of this. This app has really turned into a glitchy piece of crap. I'm an ass... Well, most of the time anyway. My son is the single greatest source of joy in my life. 99% of the comments on here make me ashamed of humanity. There are an astonishing number of gorgeous women on here, although being married does give you permanent beer goggles. Lol. Don't judge, I'm faithful to my wife (a damn fine woman/mother) but that doesn't mean I'm dead and incapable of looking at a pretty lady. No that is not me, that is my brother and the fish he caught that was bigger than mine, thus making him an asshole deserving of the hottest pits of hell.

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I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

The rules are the rules

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Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

Santa Claus

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Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Mobility

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Socialite

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It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

50 favorites

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Judgmental

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YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Perfectionist

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Up and coming moderator

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I moderated this!

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I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

One more and it's business time

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Beginner

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A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

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