By Kimmikoto - 31/01/2017 07:00 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, the vet told me that my cat is too fat to be able to wipe her own ass. I had to go Walmart to purchase pet wipes to clean her butt. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 908
You deserved it 3 587

Same thing different taste

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Well you should probably control what your cat eats then. By the sounds of it, you should have been a long time ago.

f_alarmclock 8

Put the cat on a diet or if it's from a health issue, get the right treatment. Wiping its butt isn't much different to cleaning a litter box, you're still dealing with its waste. I feel sorry for your cat. Such little organs aren't meant to deal with flab.

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f_alarmclock 8

Put the cat on a diet or if it's from a health issue, get the right treatment. Wiping its butt isn't much different to cleaning a litter box, you're still dealing with its waste. I feel sorry for your cat. Such little organs aren't meant to deal with flab.

Well you should probably control what your cat eats then. By the sounds of it, you should have been a long time ago.

Looks like we need a catsofwalmart site now

jcash52426 5

Buy that $200 cat treadmill and start your new career as a weight loss pet trainer!

TabooSushi 24

FYL if kitty is fat from a thyroid issue that you had no control over. If she's fat because you overfeed her, then YDI for letting your cat get so fat. Put her on a diet. Natural Balance sells a fat kitty formula (seriously, it's called Fat Cat or something like that) that, while somewhat pricey, does actually work provided you follow a feeding schedule and proper amounts of food. It got my dad's 16 lb chunker down to a more reasonable 10 lbs (she's a big cat in general, so 10 lbs is actually quite normal).

Hyperthyroidism (most common thyroid condition in cats) actually causes weight loss, not gain. If OP's cat has hypothyroidism, then that cat needs to go in the Guiness Book of Records.

That cat has life all figured out. A personal ass wiper, sweet deal. Lol

I didn't even know cats wiped their arse, sounds like a gimmick to sell stuff the vulnerable.

Talis99 26

I hope you're joking, though.

onceuponatime456 16

Seriously?? They use their tongue. Now, how do you feel about all those cat kisses you get?

We had to put my cat on a diet because she couldn't clean herself either. Now every month she gets a bath and I have to shave her ass.