By replik - 25/01/2012 15:50 - Russian Federation

Today, I got stuck for a while in a hallway between two security doors due to a malfunction. I'm not claustrophobic, but I sure am sensitive to horrifying smells coming from a nearby bathroom stall. FML
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khaya 9

Of all the shit that could have happened.

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GoW_Chick 14

2 You said "I suck," and I can't help but wonder if you were talking about your comment, or something else entirely.

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Michael_92 20

I was gonna say I bet the dog left the comment but then it hit me like a bus hits a child...the dog would leave a better comment ha

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ladyLALAA 28

Haha, does anyone know what the comment was before?

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rocker_chick105 31

They want you OP, but dont do it! DONT GO THERE OP!

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Cryathalon 4

thats what happens when you hire ex nazi's for security... Huk huk huk

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khaya 9

Of all the shit that could have happened.

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pinkcrayola 0

Yeah, that must really stink, OP.

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tparis123456 3

Sounds like a shitty situation

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tparis1234567 4

Why do my comments keep disappearing. All I said was it done be a shitty situation

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thatonewhitegirl 0

cheng is dat u *squints* (community show reference)

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MissFits_fml 6

Hot damn! I love your profile pic, khaya.

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GoW_Chick 14

I looked at your pic, and then read your comment, my sides hurt from laughing. XD

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LaughinStock 16

IT'S NOVA 6 RUN OP!!!! (that's all I got out of COD) :D

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MrSassypants 33

I heard about Mercury being in fish but now since nova 6 is in cod... we have a problem.

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flockz 19

release the gas+cod= RELEASE THE CRACKEN?

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

That's what you get for going to Taco Bell.

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perdix 29

And as I said yesterday, four meals a day there is not an order from the Politboro. Stick with vodka.

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Pentium_4 27

but it's so tasty....it's worth having volcano bowels for how delicous their whole menu is...

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Squeaky_Tomato 14

Taco Bell for when any other constipation medicine fails.

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trollfaced 2

Did you barf all over the security guards?

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doorick 4

you just made yourself look like as ass. re-read the fml.

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808Boyo 4

And now you look like AN ass.

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Michael_92 20

They were doors......

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123josie123 11

Aww fyl OP that's kind of what it's like in my house when my brother takes a crap :/

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linkinpark98 23

Person in the stall: "I shouldn't have eaten Mexican last night!"

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