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By f'ed_over - 19/01/2009 11:12 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML

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By fmlfromnorway - 12/11/2024 15:00 - Norway - Nedre Frei

Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML

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Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML

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By Forever Alone - 03/07/2013 04:26 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML

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By jerk_ex_boyfriend - 21/04/2013 13:33 - United States - Narberth

Today, I overheard my boyfriend talking to his mom about me. It sounded like they were planning something for me, like a marriage. They were planning how to break up with me. FML

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By coward - 03/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom

Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML

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By pinkfloyd777 - 20/12/2010 16:15

Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2024 00:00 - France - Lyon

Today, my boyfriend send me a text to inform me that his mother had told him that I was only with him for his money, which he got from his dad's will… even though we were already together at the time. FML

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By neta_1996 - 03/01/2014 02:06 - United States - Mabelvale

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me two days before my birthday. Only to make it worse, I found out that he had been texting my mother on how to break up with me. To make it even worse, she was giving him tips. FML

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cndrow 0

Monday 9 February 2009 21:58

Well, seems like not only is he an a**hole, but his mother is too- good riddance I say!

killerviral 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 7:19

ur retarded it's obviosly a 32gb

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cndrow 0

Monday 9 February 2009 21:58

Well, seems like not only is he an a**hole, but his mother is too- good riddance I say!

blah_blah_shity 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 5:36

LOL #8 thats sucks. what a stupid b*tch. both of them. i guess you 're horrible too if his mom planned that.

crmccullough 1

Tuesday 5 January 2010 4:28

she's not automatically horrible! the boyfriend's mom just doesn't like her, unfortunately

anonymous100000 17

Monday 9 February 2015 7:54

OP must be in high school

maiden_girl 5

Saturday 14 February 2009 16:20

LOL #8! That is sooo sad but funny...

carlyycatt 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 5:43

dont feel bad my bfs mother doesnt approve of me either, ive known the family since pre k, used to sleep at their house, and our moms were bfffs. she hasnt seen me since i was like 3. and shes been keeping us apart, i finally broke up with him saturday. and i made a horrible decision, and want him back! :(

clevehninja 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 0:47

Hahahaha #8 On the bright side it was an iPhone and not some piece of shit phone. fyl.

ccc01 1

Wednesday 1 September 2010 17:56

iPhone is decent. AT&T sucks balls

Tempsey 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 21:58

AT&T isn't the only service you can get, I have Bell. Maybe it is in the US, but I live in Canada.

FeelMuchBetter 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 2:22

You are better off without him!

MoonTiger 4

Sunday 15 March 2009 23:34

Look on the bright side, you're free of a cheap asshole, and he is richer with an iPhone

CDub7888 0

Monday 16 March 2009 6:00

It's a shame that there are people like that out there. Here's hoping for a better relationship in the future.

resawins 0

Friday 20 March 2009 19:59

bitch!!

yermyhero 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 5:40

Hmm.. My boyfriend just dumped me, and now has an iphone.. makes me think...

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