By Anonymous - 30/06/2014 01:25 - United States - Butler

Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 020
You deserved it 12 016
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pizzzah 9

heres a bright idea, put on a password!

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Alihb 16

You know, the thing about puns, they have to make sense.

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pizzzah 9

heres a bright idea, put on a password!

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JocelynKaulitz 28

Let's just hope it didn't end up being stolen.

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paigexox0 37

I always end up getting annoyed having to put in my password in everytime. Thank god i dont really leave my house, so unless my cat feels like stealing it i have no problems

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fortune789 17

Well at least op's breasts are large enough that people question their authenticity.

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PterodactylMan 23

That's always a positive, right?

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Thatguy334 7

So? if OP is a man, skill the more reason to validate whether or not they're fake

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Chibi_Kitten 24

#42 I've always wanted to see a pair of manboobs. Now my life is complete!

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soveryunoriginal 23

Wow that's a crappy thing to do. I guess you're in a titty situation.

Alihb 16

You know, the thing about puns, they have to make sense.

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Lanker 17

#2 Your name goes well with your comnent.

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urdirtyolduncle 15

29- so does his profile pic. A big "don't do" sign.

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AnOriginalName 19

Way to copy my name, #2.

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Crimson_Summer 10

Co-workers are the worst.

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World_Burner 13

Wanted to punch one of mine in the face yesterday..! give me an attitude after I relayed a message from our manager.

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AnOriginalName 19

But if you have cool coworkers, they're the best. I would laugh it off if my coworkers got onto my Facebook.

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World_Burner 13

I will pity party wherever the hell I want but fair enough, I digress.

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ronberg 15

never leave your phones / ipods unlocked!

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MisterEx 28

Last word was unnecessary. My precious!

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imlifeless2 25

I thought it was necessary. otherwise its "don't leave your phones/ipods"... don't leave them what? alone? at work? password-less? at the pool? That last word made the comment relevant to the FML I think.

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skychu 18

#44, there's nothing grammatically wrong with saying "don't leave them". It's just another way of saying "always keep them on your person"

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1dvs_bstd 41

your co-worker is really mature.. isn't that something high school teenagers who think they're funny do to their friends' facebook profiles?

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World_Burner 13

Yeah.. they "hack" each other's profiles.. hack pfft haha

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Door_Productions 19

Yeah, since when is figuring out someone's password or using their account "hacking"

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BSnapZ 21

#28 figuring out someone's password is most definitely a type of hacking. However, going on someone's Facebook and posting a status because they left it logged in on their computer or phone without a password on it, that it NOT hacking.

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hxnnxh 14

#9 It's called 'fraping'.. god this generation sucks

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World_Burner 13

#64, stop using IE.. Oh but thanks for insulting me for your own misunderstanding! And that's exactly why this generation does suck.. Oh again, my Computer Science major thanks you, I never would have made it without you repeating what I already knew.

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iLike2Teabag 27

You and your coworker must be really good friends. You're practically two peas in an iPod.

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larrena2377 26

The best pun I've seen in a while.

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colby6666 43

26- The most unnecessary comment I've seen in a while.

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LittleBastard 20

As was yours, and mine, and maybe the next guys'!

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brandoneyez1 25

Change your password, delete the posts.

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MoodiQ 8

now for the hunt to find which coworker did this

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Adam5858 17

Did they give it back soon after....or do they keep posting

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Michael903 18

It's time to find out what else they did with your phone. Hope you didn't have any pictures of said **** on your phone...

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