Work: Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my...

By Anonymous - 30/06/2014 01:25 - United States - Butler

Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML

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You deserved it 12 016

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By tanya - 25/10/2010 12:32 - Canada

Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I checked my Facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption, "This is what Taco Bell does." FML

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By d4rkxf0x - 22/07/2014 15:54 - United States - Lindale

Today, I found the iPod touch that my mother claimed was stolen at the mall a few years ago, lying on her bed, still logged in to her Facebook. Thanks, mom. FML

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By reallythough - 13/04/2013 18:07 - United Kingdom - Bicester

Today, I forgot to log out of my Facebook account before leaving for work. When I got back home, I discovered that my brother had gone through and commented "quack" on all my friend's duckfacing photos. She was not pleased. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 716

You deserved it 48 154

By ilikemusicokay - 08/08/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. Since I knew it would take a while, I brought my iPod in for entertainment. To bad it disabled me from hearing the continuous knocks on the door as well as the manager eventually picking the lock and busting in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 595

You deserved it 46 597

By tbeemcgeebee - 01/08/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, at 2 am on a Saturday, I purposely updated my Facebook status from my iPod so people will see that I posted from a 'mobile device' and think I'm out at a bar having a life, instead of sitting at home on my bed watching movies on my Netflix. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 925

You deserved it 33 661

By beccabooyah - 20/11/2011 00:52 - United States

Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 38 697

By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML

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You deserved it 4 396

pizzzah 9

Monday 30 June 2014 12:37

heres a bright idea, put on a password!

Alihb 16

Monday 30 June 2014 13:12

You know, the thing about puns, they have to make sense.

Comments

pizzzah 9

Monday 30 June 2014 12:37

heres a bright idea, put on a password!

JocelynKaulitz 28

Monday 30 June 2014 12:42

Let's just hope it didn't end up being stolen.

paigexox0 37

Monday 30 June 2014 13:59

I always end up getting annoyed having to put in my password in everytime. Thank god i dont really leave my house, so unless my cat feels like stealing it i have no problems

fortune789 17

Monday 30 June 2014 16:11

Well at least op's breasts are large enough that people question their authenticity.

myusername23 17

Monday 30 June 2014 16:43

Maybe OP is a man.

PterodactylMan 23

Monday 30 June 2014 16:47

That's always a positive, right?

Thatguy334 7

Monday 30 June 2014 20:08

So? if OP is a man, skill the more reason to validate whether or not they're fake

mikeytmxd 4

Monday 30 June 2014 23:04

Lol

Chibi_Kitten 24

Tuesday 1 July 2014 21:02

#42 I've always wanted to see a pair of manboobs. Now my life is complete!

soveryunoriginal 23

Monday 30 June 2014 12:41

Wow that's a crappy thing to do. I guess you're in a titty situation.

Alihb 16

Monday 30 June 2014 13:12

You know, the thing about puns, they have to make sense.

Lanker 17

Monday 30 June 2014 14:40

#2 Your name goes well with your comnent.

urdirtyolduncle 15

Monday 30 June 2014 18:12

29- so does his profile pic. A big "don't do" sign.

AnOriginalName 19

Monday 30 June 2014 19:32

Way to copy my name, #2.

LittleMrAsian 9

Wednesday 2 July 2014 19:51

#29 your profile pic is adorable

Crimson_Summer 10

Monday 30 June 2014 12:41

Co-workers are the worst.

World_Burner 13

Monday 30 June 2014 12:55

Wanted to punch one of mine in the face yesterday..! give me an attitude after I relayed a message from our manager.

Rallred32 20

Monday 30 June 2014 19:56

This isn't a pity party, 8.

AnOriginalName 19

Tuesday 1 July 2014 6:32

But if you have cool coworkers, they're the best. I would laugh it off if my coworkers got onto my Facebook.

World_Burner 13

Wednesday 2 July 2014 12:48

I will pity party wherever the hell I want but fair enough, I digress.

ronberg 15

Monday 30 June 2014 12:44

never leave your phones / ipods unlocked!

MisterEx 28

Monday 30 June 2014 13:42

Last word was unnecessary. My precious!

imlifeless2 25

Monday 30 June 2014 16:57

I thought it was necessary. otherwise its "don't leave your phones/ipods"... don't leave them what? alone? at work? password-less? at the pool? That last word made the comment relevant to the FML I think.

skychu 18

Wednesday 2 July 2014 1:55

#44, there's nothing grammatically wrong with saying "don't leave them". It's just another way of saying "always keep them on your person"

1dvs_bstd 41

Monday 30 June 2014 12:46

your co-worker is really mature.. isn't that something high school teenagers who think they're funny do to their friends' facebook profiles?

World_Burner 13

Monday 30 June 2014 12:56

Yeah.. they "hack" each other's profiles.. hack pfft haha

Door_Productions 19

Monday 30 June 2014 14:34

Yeah, since when is figuring out someone's password or using their account "hacking"

BSnapZ 21

Monday 30 June 2014 14:51

#28 figuring out someone's password is most definitely a type of hacking. However, going on someone's Facebook and posting a status because they left it logged in on their computer or phone without a password on it, that it NOT hacking.

hxnnxh 14

Monday 30 June 2014 20:47

#9 It's called 'fraping'.. god this generation sucks

World_Burner 13

Wednesday 2 July 2014 12:56

#64, stop using IE.. Oh but thanks for insulting me for your own misunderstanding! And that's exactly why this generation does suck.. Oh again, my Computer Science major thanks you, I never would have made it without you repeating what I already knew.