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Same thing different taste
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Nice try
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Clout chasing
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Party hard!
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i dont rlly think tht is a fml it just means u have no life
hmmm looks like someone needs to get some.....friends
Go to a bar and get a life then. Lol
i stay home on saturdays sometimes no harm in that!..
its funny because you posted in the wrong website this is more a MLIA than an FML
ure fault completely. If u rlly wanted to "have a life," u wulda done sumthing bout it by now. but apparently u haven't
it's funny because you are trying to make people think you have a life but you dont
its funny BECAUSE THAT JOKE IS NO LONGER FUNNY 13
ydi for thinking a life can be found at the bar. i think you just need friends... we'll be your friends (:<
what's wrong with watching movies?
I never even look to see it it's off a moblie device or what not. who cares?
go out and get laid.. pussy...
so.. ppl tought u had a life afterwards?
couldn't agree more #1 op why don't you go to the damn bar if you want to be there, if you don't want to then stop being a drama queen
well it would be an fml if OP had a life worth effing. lol I do stuff like that-- like when I cancel plans with someone I make fake statuses to cover up and make my lie look legit lol
I agree with 92! If you wanted to look like you were having a life than you shouldn't have updated your status at all. and secondly, people could care less whether the status comes from a mobile or not. Just Sayin'
20. grammar Nazi alert. really* that* you*
Friends are overrated.
17 is a loner
Loners can have friends. They're also usually introverted and like time to themselves more often.
YDI for using Facebook. YDI for having an Ipod or any other crApple product. YDI for caring what other people think. YDI for having a bed. YDI for watching movies. YDI for using Netflix.
6 is grumpy:/
i dnt see how the name has any relevance to anything.
hahaha
Don't believe him! He's just saying he loves you to get into your pants again! [edit: damn you, you've beaten me to it AGAIN]
so get out and get some friends?
#10 i was wondering the same thing lol
ahahahaha I'm a wanker! and you suck for caring what others think about you, tell them to screw off and **** a camel
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i dont rlly think tht is a fml it just means u have no life
u will have friends some day don't worry!