By tbeemcgeebee - 01/08/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, at 2 am on a Saturday, I purposely updated my Facebook status from my iPod so people will see that I posted from a 'mobile device' and think I'm out at a bar having a life, instead of sitting at home on my bed watching movies on my Netflix. FML
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calichic101 0

i dont rlly think tht is a fml it just means u have no life

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mcleantrain 0

u will have friends some day don't worry!

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calichic101 0

i dont rlly think tht is a fml it just means u have no life

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its_callie_bitch 0

agree with #1 lame

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uradopted 0

hmmm looks like someone needs to get some.....friends

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beautikill 4

i stay home on saturdays sometimes no harm in that!..

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IgniteCS 0

its funny because you posted in the wrong website this is more a MLIA than an FML

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VegasSkiess 0

ure fault completely. If u rlly wanted to "have a life," u wulda done sumthing bout it by now. but apparently u haven't

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flapjacklux 8

awww you poor lonley bastard cheer up :D

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legonut4 0

it's funny because you are trying to make people think you have a life but you dont

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chamd 0

I do too. 13 it's just another day

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slatter 1

its funny BECAUSE THAT JOKE IS NO LONGER FUNNY 13

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karina_said 0

ydi for thinking a life can be found at the bar. i think you just need friends... we'll be your friends (:<

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parii 0

I never even look to see it it's off a moblie device or what not. who cares?

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LightningLadyy 0

69, Thats what I was thinking.

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jrod12391 1

yea but ur hot...so its ok

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bamditzki 0

so.. ppl tought u had a life afterwards?

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rainbowsparkle 0

if you had a life and was actually having a good time at the bar you wouldnt be on facebook.

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Flinlock 0

couldn't agree more #1 op why don't you go to the damn bar if you want to be there, if you don't want to then stop being a drama queen

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italiangurrl 8

well it would be an fml if OP had a life worth effing. lol I do stuff like that-- like when I cancel plans with someone I make fake statuses to cover up and make my lie look legit lol

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VivaLaBelle 0

I agree with 92! If you wanted to look like you were having a life than you shouldn't have updated your status at all. and secondly, people could care less whether the status comes from a mobile or not. Just Sayin'

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isallwaysme 27

20. grammar Nazi alert. really* that* you*

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mcleantrain 0

u will have friends some day don't worry!

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Bekll 31

Loners can have friends. They're also usually introverted and like time to themselves more often.

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lookatyou 0

I don't understand what's keeping you from going out?

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LightningLadyy 0

Lack of communication with people face to face.

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SirWhatsHisFace 0

Why would they automatically assume you were at a bar?

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

YDI for using Facebook. YDI for having an Ipod or any other crApple product. YDI for caring what other people think. YDI for having a bed. YDI for watching movies. YDI for using Netflix.

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VegasSkiess 0

i dnt see how the name has any relevance to anything.

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

Don't believe him! He's just saying he loves you to get into your pants again! [edit: damn you, you've beaten me to it AGAIN]

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andreezy273 0

if you're updating fb on your super cool hang out time then you have no life anyway

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lookatyou 0

is this a girl or a guy?

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ryderburt 2

ahahahaha I'm a wanker! and you suck for caring what others think about you, tell them to screw off and **** a camel

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