Work: Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my...

By Anonymous - 30/06/2014 01:25 - United States - Butler

Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML

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By Oxnar60 - 08/08/2016 18:19 - United States - Harwich

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By tanya - 25/10/2010 12:32 - Canada

Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I checked my Facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption, "This is what Taco Bell does." FML

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By d4rkxf0x - 22/07/2014 15:54 - United States - Lindale

Today, I found the iPod touch that my mother claimed was stolen at the mall a few years ago, lying on her bed, still logged in to her Facebook. Thanks, mom. FML

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By reallythough - 13/04/2013 18:07 - United Kingdom - Bicester

Today, I forgot to log out of my Facebook account before leaving for work. When I got back home, I discovered that my brother had gone through and commented "quack" on all my friend's duckfacing photos. She was not pleased. FML

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By ilikemusicokay - 08/08/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. Since I knew it would take a while, I brought my iPod in for entertainment. To bad it disabled me from hearing the continuous knocks on the door as well as the manager eventually picking the lock and busting in. FML

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By tbeemcgeebee - 01/08/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, at 2 am on a Saturday, I purposely updated my Facebook status from my iPod so people will see that I posted from a 'mobile device' and think I'm out at a bar having a life, instead of sitting at home on my bed watching movies on my Netflix. FML

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By beccabooyah - 20/11/2011 00:52 - United States

Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML

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pizzzah 9

Monday 30 June 2014 12:37

heres a bright idea, put on a password!

Alihb 16

Monday 30 June 2014 13:12

You know, the thing about puns, they have to make sense.

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bleu85 11

Monday 30 June 2014 16:10

that's invasion of your privacy.

Imaginefree66 4

Monday 30 June 2014 16:15

Good thing you have some funny coworkers, you can have fun together.

frankhobz 14

Monday 30 June 2014 16:16

At least it wasn't stolen!

FroggerForReal 11

Monday 30 June 2014 16:23

Lol that could've ended worse. Just delete the posts and move on with your life. And make sure you have all your things when you leave

laden_swallow09 34

Monday 30 June 2014 17:18

FYL for forgetting your phone. YDI for not setting a passcode.

worldclassrager 39

Monday 30 June 2014 17:58

Always lock your devices but still I think he would have unlocked it buy plugging it in...or just log out of your Facebook on your iPod

Dogzard 10

Monday 30 June 2014 18:10

How does an iPod connect to Facebook? Unless you are talking about an iPod touch.

solecito87 8

Monday 30 June 2014 18:29

Pets are family!

Driving_Gaming 22

Monday 30 June 2014 19:15

Wrong post.

penguin_bitchez 15

Monday 30 June 2014 18:54

Dumbass

alex_gen 38

Monday 30 June 2014 19:27

Consider changing passwords of accounts connected to your iPod next time? For all you know, the coworker could steal it and get on your PayPal, eBay, or worse. Always safe to be cautious.