Birthday Girl

By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I got just three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office, to sing me a happy birthday. FML
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xyzstephzyx 0

best friend...? Yeah, right. punch her in the mouth, that *****. happy birthday!

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Aetius_fml 0

At least you have a cool dentist

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OMGQueenB 0

Oh I'm so sorry :( Happy birthday though. I hope you have a better one next year !

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unlucky91 0

Well, at least you have a really nice Dentist! but yeah .. FYL

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tWitt3rBuG 0

Happy Birthday! Atleast, from today you can start afresh without those crap people in your life! All the best. O and pawn the ring but tell him that you gave it to your best friend to give back to him. Assuming he doesn't know she called you!

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TheLittlestNinja 0

rough birthday... Im sorry. happy birthday though

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lalala29 0

ohh wow sorry to hear that... =/ what a "best friend" .. .. cheer up though.. its your birthdayy !! Hope u have a happy one :] !!

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lacey_123 1

the third one was good... im really sry happy birthday anyway! hope things get better cuz that was rough!

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dontknowaname 0

wow. some best friend. pshhh. and wow. ur dentist? maybe u should marry him.

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dontknowaname 0

wow. some best friend. pshhh. and wow. ur dentist? maybe u should marry him.

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atxmike 0

Here's the law in most states: engagement rings are gifts given on condition of marriage. If YOU broke the engagement, you must return the ring. However, if he broke it off, then the ring is forfeit.

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