Friends, Birthday and Dentist: Birthday Girl

Birthday Girl

By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I got just three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office, to sing me a happy birthday. FML

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You deserved it 21 851

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By andi0804 - 05/08/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 870

You deserved it 3 585

By dentistftw - 08/08/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, it's my 22nd birthday. The only person who remembered was the dentist who sent me a postcard in the mail. I stopped going to him four years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 973

You deserved it 2 896

By Anonymous - 24/06/2011 23:36 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 107

You deserved it 4 237

Ignore! Ignore!

By Anonymous - 12/05/2023 22:00 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I was at a job interview when my phone started ringing. It was my mom, so I quickly hit "Ignore", which was probably for the best since she was obviously drunk. She left a voicemail in which she sang "Happy Birthday" to me. It's not my birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 749

You deserved it 120

A nickname that sticks

By Anonymous - 24/03/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 860

You deserved it 10 525

By misswhiskers - 28/02/2011 11:21 - Australia

Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 078

You deserved it 3 358

By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 05:49 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 174

You deserved it 3 290

Billy no-mates

By Anonymous - 13/08/2020 02:01

Today, I feel both happy and jealous of my father. It's his birthday and he has received over 100 times more phone calls than me. I'd had two: one from my local bank manager and one from my girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 306

You deserved it 276

By EKG - 11/02/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, after being in the hospital for 2 days with no visitors, I got my first phone call. It was my best friend asking if he could date my ex girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 725

You deserved it 2 593

By hopeless - 08/04/2011 15:03

Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 567

You deserved it 3 992

xyzstephzyx 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 23:04

best friend...? Yeah, right. punch her in the mouth, that *****. happy birthday!

Aetius_fml 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 23:04

At least you have a cool dentist

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MagneticGuitar 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 23:34

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

youfailatlife 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 23:35

You can legally keep the ring. Engagement rings are considered a contract in anticipation of a marriage. Whoever breaks the "contract" forfeits the ring. And be sure to hide that shit! My ex-fiance broke into my house to get back his ring before flying across country to marry a fat Filipino bitch he had been cybersexing for months.

Blondie87 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 23:35

Wow... happy birthday! But wow... kick your fiance in the balls, and your best friend in the shins.

sydneybristow 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 23:36

im so sorry that really sucks!!! what a jackass fiance and a bitch friend!

Slappy_Tackle 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 23:37

Awww, thats the worst one in a while! Happy Birthday! Oh and it's customary to keep the ring when the man that gave it to you is a cheating man hoe. Keep it, pawn it, use the money to treat yourself!

bluefh 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 23:37

You get to keep the ring

Slit_RF 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 23:38

OWNED Attention ***** is ***** for attention from strangers.

PureGold 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 23:39

Awww!! That really, really sucks x( Happy birthday though!! And keep the ring. Cheating on you and the asking for it back...what an asshole. And #55, that SUCKS!! I'm sooo sorry :(

rae_94 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 23:39

that was so WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS except the bestfriend part.but i say we get their idea you go knock on the guys door and punch him in the ball and when he says why youll say YOU KNOW WHY !jaja HAPPY BIRTHDAY if you want to feel better go have a one night stand=]!