Denial

By Andre - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I had a mumbled conversation with myself in a supermarket aisle about whether or not to buy a bottle of bourbon. Nothing screams "pathetic loser" like an alcoholic in denial having a debate with himself out loud near strangers. FML
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Doortje 29

Well, acknowledging you have a problem is the first step..

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FunnyGuy5051 7

I think they thought you were more drunk than pathetic

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alaskasfml 0

at least you weren't having a conversation with the bottle "hello little friend!"

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Alekyork 0

At least you're not in denial anymore. :D

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SLWatcher_fml 1

Geesh, all you idiots saying that admitting you have a problem is the first step.... EVERYBODY knows that drinking so much it BECOMES a problem is the FIRST STEP!!

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sux_to_be_you 0

u need the 12 step program homey

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viperguy4 2

not that odd really look around at a fair amount of people most do it without realizing it and unless your getting a bottle every day your most likely not an alcoholic

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yellowduck97 4

omg! I'm so sorry! nobody deserves to be an alcoholic.

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alexandrab 0

then you go write about it to another hundred on fml "ok"

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FeedTheStache 13

At least they know you are trying to change! I bet some people probably secretly congratulated you for being strong.

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Wadlaen 23

Admitting this shows that you've come longer than most alcoholics, step two is to win over the addiction.

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