Cars and Transportation: Licence to drive

Licence to drive

By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 06:19 - Australia

Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML

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You deserved it 37 914

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2013 14:22 - Canada - Langley

Today, I let my son take my car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2010 17:57 - Germany

Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML

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By MattClifford - 15/11/2020 17:01 - Australia

Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2013 22:00 - United States

Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2015 17:34

Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML

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Two in one

By cactii - 16/02/2015 20:43 - United States

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

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By aaaaahhhh - 06/04/2013 08:51 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, as a learner driver, I embarked on my longest drive ever: back home, from Sydney to Melbourne, which is around a 700km drive. I managed to get the whole way without any problems. I crashed into my driveway. FML

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By Chaosfigure - 03/09/2017 13:00

Today, after my driving instructor told me I should pass without any worries at all, I completely failed. I was hit by another car. While parked. FML

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By ishouldhidethekeys - 04/11/2009 08:44 - United Kingdom

Today, my son thought he'd take my new car for a drive without permission. He accelerated straight into a tree, reversed into a lamppost and then accelerated again into the neighbours car. FML

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moorat10 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 12:52

probably the reason you failed twice.......i got 100% first time........you gotta be really nice to the instructor

Fredzter 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 12:55

I'm kind of glad you live far far away from me! And how did you pass it?

Comments

allmidnighteyes 10

Thursday 10 September 2009 16:05

Here's to hoping you run over enough people to unlock the One Man Army Achievement!

ahoyhoy123 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 16:16

You must be pretty thick if you cant pass an L's test on the first go. Their simple as. Idiot. YDI.

Intellectualist 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 16:46

You're obviously 'simple as' as you don't know the proper use of they're. Idiot.

666HailSatan666 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 16:18

lol, its ok you have barely even driven, so I guess it is expected. I have heard worse with people with full licenses reversing into stobey poles, fences and even close calls with pedestrians.