Miscellaneous: Today, I called my mother to tell her that I got engaged. In...

By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 20:12 - United States

Today, I called my mother to tell her that I got engaged. In the 15 minute conversation that followed, 13 were spent listening to how this is going to affect her. FML

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By snazz23 - 02/05/2016 21:12 - United States - Bastrop

Today, I got engaged to the most wonderful man in the world. I excitedly called my mom to tell her the great news, thinking she'd be excited too. Her only response? "Oh." FML

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By newlyengaged - 08/01/2017 18:11 - United States - Atlanta

Today, my mother excitedly jumped up and down, announcing that one of her sweet younger coworkers got engaged. I wished she'd had the same reaction to my engagement when I announced it to her a few days earlier. FML

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By porcelainleigh - 23/11/2016 19:41 - United States

Today, I got engaged. I called my mom and told her. "You didn't say yes, did you?" she said. Afterwards, I told my dad. "Uh, Congratulations. But, I have questions." Thanks guys. FML

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Really? In 2022?

By Anonymous - 04/05/2022 18:01 - United States

Today, I was busy going over wedding plans with my fiancé, when my mother called. Apparently, she wants me to "drop the joke" about this "fake engagement", because she was under the impression I was only dating a white guy to piss her and dad off, and was now getting carried away with it. FML

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By heatherjo - 02/11/2011 04:49 - United States

Today, my fiancé told me he wants to buy an engagement ring for his mother, so that she doesn't feel left out. FML

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By KismetSiren - 23/11/2016 10:30 - United States - Hoffman Forest

Today, I told my mother I got engaged. Her reply was a great heaving sigh, followed by ,"OK… So how's work going?" She showed more excitement last week when my brother managed to properly make Kraft macaroni. FML

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WTF?

By Anonymous - 15/04/2018 01:30

Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2009 21:03 - United States

Today, I decided I would tell my mom I'm not going to marry my fiancé because it just didn't feel right, only to walk into my own surprise engagement party. FML

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By Toloveornottolove - 12/06/2016 16:08 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML

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By rainonmyparade - 17/03/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I called my dad to tell him my boyfriend had proposed to me, and that we're planning on being married this summer. He was surprised at the short engagement, so I said, "Well, we're almost 30." Dad replied, "Wow, I left your mom when I was 35!" So not the conversation for that information, Dad. FML

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AnthonyWheeler15 24

Wednesday 15 May 2013 23:54

She should be happy for you! Don't let anything she said get to you! Congrats!

Shortay123 14

Wednesday 15 May 2013 23:55

Self centered people these days. And if she doesn't want to she doesn't have to let it affect her. Live your life the way you want to. If you are old enough to be engaged you are old enough for it not to matter how it will affect her.

Comments

jackaced 7

Thursday 16 May 2013 5:29

Bet OP faked a dial tone in the last two minutes ;)

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 16 May 2013 5:35

Mom probably had your arranged marriage all planned out. He was a good jewish muslim christian white pakistani black doctor lawyer engineer, and you blew it for her by picking up some guy you probably met at a walmart bowling alley biker bar. What an ungrateful ****.

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 16 May 2013 5:41

You should have just announced it on Facebook. At least you wouldn't have to deal with your time sucking moms response until you read her comments the next day.

kelseeinez 10

Thursday 16 May 2013 5:43

I hate people that have to make everything about them. -_-

MissyMiss5 13

Thursday 16 May 2013 7:15

You and your fiancé should move far far away! I dated a guy who's mother was like this probably worse and it DID NOT end well! Sorry OP!

dakatabg 31

Thursday 16 May 2013 7:54

Mothers, they always think you the best for you 99.9% of the time

darkcosinus 16

Thursday 16 May 2013 13:00

Howard? :)

Ziggy122 15

Thursday 16 May 2013 15:31

HOWAHHHHHHHD!

Meggs4 9

Thursday 16 May 2013 13:24

Sounds like something my mom would do. Sucks. Just remember, your fiancée loves you.

simsgirlgem 25

Thursday 16 May 2013 13:24

Geez she should be happy my mom was happy for my older sister ten years later though her ass of a husband left her with three kids for another woman let's just say my mom is making sure he suffers by making sure no one goes to the store he works at

hplover7 11

Thursday 16 May 2013 18:57

My grandma is just like that. Sorry you have to deal with that OP, selfish people who only think of themselves and constantly talk about themselves are so annoying... Congrats on getting engaged!