By mjperfetti84 - 22/11/2009 13:53 - United States

Today, I helped an old man with his groceries, because he was struggling and he had a cane. After, I was nice enough to drive him home. He went to thank me by giving me a kiss on the cheek. Then he stuck his tongue out, and tried to French kiss me. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Omg..like half of the FML's this week are about perverted old men You wonder if it's the same guy ^.^

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perdix 29

If you had nothing better to than drive an old stranger home, he probably thought you were desperate for sex. No one is THAT nice. I'll bet you thought you spotted another J. Howard Marshall and you were going to play the old Anna Nicole Smith routine on him. When you pulled up to his hovel, his French kiss was disgusting. If he had a better house, it would have been an "opportunity" ;)

xoluvinshayxo 0

awesome(: u should give him a punch to the mouth too!! nahh jus kiddin ya! dont do that

Sargasm 4

See, this is why America needs to pass this health care bill ASAP. We can use the death panels to eliminate pathetic, liver-spotted, pruney old men who try to seduce young women. We don't need our sweet, tender young ladies to have to fight off the advances of 87 year old Merv the Perv, who besides his disgusting appearance and lack of money and transportation, still thinks he can score.

But what will we use to rid the country of the creepy middle aged men who act the same way?

did you return the favor with a reach around?

monkeyspark 6
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nklinker10 0

So did you leave your car at the grocery or did he leave his? And which car did you have to walk back to the grocery store to get? Exactly, fake.

baby_gurl2405 0

wow... You know OP I don't even feel bad for you. You had this coming like honestly! 'If you drive a strange old man home..." don't even want to know where you guys wonund up AFTER the french kiss of the day

This happened to me with an old lady. Only it was my mother-in-law. And I went through with it. ;)