Miscellaneous: Today, I helped an old man with his groceries, because he was...

By mjperfetti84 - 22/11/2009 13:53 - United States

Today, I helped an old man with his groceries, because he was struggling and he had a cane. After, I was nice enough to drive him home. He went to thank me by giving me a kiss on the cheek. Then he stuck his tongue out, and tried to French kiss me. FML

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By philip708 - 27/08/2015 06:46 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I helped an old man who fell over. Turns out he was drunk and had pissed himself. He decided to thank me with a hug. FML

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By speechless - 01/06/2013 00:50 - United Kingdom - Wallasey

Today, at the supermarket, an old lady asked for directions to the produce aisle. Having read way too many stories lately on this very site about awful elderly folks, I was wary, but helped her out. She gave me an awkward hug in thanks, lifting my wallet in the process, as I later found out. FML

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By SpongeAbii2 - 24/01/2012 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking home when an old guy came up to me asking for directions. After I pointed him in the right direction, he held my hand, stroked my face then pushed me into a bush. FML

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By beckbm23 - 21/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML

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By meesmees - 23/11/2013 10:48 - United States - Severna Park

Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2014 19:00 - United Kingdom - Aylesbury

Today, an old man wanted to give me a tip for bagging his groceries. He slipped some money as deep into my pocket as he could, stroking my thigh for a few long seconds in the process, then he gave me a creepy smile and winked before walking away. FML

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By anonymous - 20/06/2013 01:09 - United States - Houston

Today, I helped an elderly lady put a bookshelf in her car. She then thanked me by hitting me with her car as she drove out of the parking lot. FML

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By anniecook - 27/11/2009 00:26 - United States

Today, I saw an old man who needed help crossing the street. I went over to him and helped him across the street. When he thanked me, I said, "No problem, sir." They responded by hitting me in the happy sacks and screaming that they were a woman. FML

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By yikes :/ - 22/05/2017 18:00

Today, the cute coworker who's been flirting with me drove me home. While I was contemplating asking him to kiss me, he politely told me to, "Please get out, I promised my girlfriend I'd pick her up." FML

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By iceman123432 - 02/09/2009 20:07 - United States

Today, when we were at wrestling practice, we had to bend over to stretch. When I bent down, I noticed a car on the street stopped. There was a sixty year old man watching us. He then licked his lips and drove away. FML

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OrangeCrayon 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 16:20

Kinky.

pleasedonttellme 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 16:32

Omg..like half of the FML's this week are about perverted old men You wonder if it's the same guy ^.^

Comments

jakeJIGSAW 2

Sunday 22 November 2009 18:50

You Pulled!!!! Get in there ;]

pikantna777 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 18:57

ewwwwwww fyl, although speaking from experience, sometimes there is such a thing as being too nice...then you end up in these kinds of pervy situations. you didn't deserve it, but you should be careful.

xxcrazybestiexx 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 19:01

Poor old man. You should have went along with it. He is probably very experienced. ;)

Tripout 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 19:13

DAM GIRL JUST THINK OF ALL THE EXPERIENCE THAT OLD TIMER HAD. XD YOU SHOULDVE TEASED HIM A BIT BEFORE YOU LEFT OR AT LEADT MADE OR VOICE REALLY LOW AND SAY "HOW DO U WANT IT?" XD poor old man wouldve freaked out. Or it could go the other way and he wouldve liked it even more who knows XD

trojan124 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 19:28

"I was nice enough"? Really? You're a douche

bubba8739 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 20:17

Wait. So you drove some random old guy you don't even know home?? If so, that was ******* stupid...YDI. If you knew him, FYL.

subhuman1 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 20:47

YDI. No good deed goes unpunished.

TARA94 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 21:56

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeww

BlowYaMind 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 22:00

Well, give that grandpa what he wants! "No, it's for senior citizens, you know, an old folks... for old people." "I know lots of old men - hairy and not-hairy. But I don't mean to brag" (House Bunny).