By Anonymous - 16/09/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML
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fretforyerlatte 0

he must be pretty awesome, even you enjoyed hearing about how great he is.

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LA_Barbie 11

lol I'm jealous because I know as soon as my ex finds out about the next guy I date he won't be my friend anymore...u stayed friends with your ex somehow and u approve of her new bf over yourself...well FYL

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generalfartimus 0

You know what? Why can't us men just fart in their faces when they give us a hard time? You know. Mate, when you see her, shat on her face. Show her who's boss. Works every time..

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Kenpachi_fml 0

Such a tool and i agree grab her head and fart in her face

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fretforyerlatte 0

he must be pretty awesome, even you enjoyed hearing about how great he is.

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pbuk 0

Can you say "meathead". You're not very quick on the up-take are you?

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kukopia 0

+ 10!! I bet OP can press more than new bf... but we see where that's gotten him.

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LA_Barbie 11

lol I'm jealous because I know as soon as my ex finds out about the next guy I date he won't be my friend anymore...u stayed friends with your ex somehow and u approve of her new bf over yourself...well FYL

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plexico 3

If it was such a good time hearing about why this guy is so great, why don't you go blow him? That'll **** up your ex-girlfriend much more than even the wettest fart to the face.

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TheLetterZero 7

Are you sure there were no drugs involved in this "work-out" OP?

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Action_Batch 0

OP You spent a whole evening not being able to pick up on her derisive, callous passive aggressive sarcasm? That leads to only one conclusion; You're an idiot. But lucky you, the world is full of idiots so I'm sure you'll find someone soon! YAY!

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