By Anonymous - 05/05/2012 12:07 - Israel - Ramat Hasharon

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend cuffed my legs to the bed. After the sex we discovered one of the cuffs wouldn't open. After an hour of trying to pry them open, I had to waddle with him to the fire station to have them removed in front of 4 amused firefighters. FML
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bobbeta30 14

First! My first first. Deal with it.

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Damn_Hippster 11

1-prepared to be thumbs down in 3..2..1. This FML sounds like the Stephen King book Gerald's Game.

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bobbeta30 14

Yah, sorry. I blanked on what to say.

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soccerguy2 11

It would have been hilarious if you weren't first with that comment. other people had posts the same minute as you.

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SultanRS 12

Every time someone says "first" on the internet, a lolcat dies. I hope you know this #1.

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DrDilllonReese 12

And every time someone bitches about the first comment there's another idiot posting a crappy first comment. And that is the never ending circle of life

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mugu 0

$5 Vvirtual cat... hmm... sad... Sic FYL

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Quidikic 9

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lopsop 12

Your picture made me laugh so I thumbed it up

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theevilduchess 12

Was being the first commenter that important to you? Really?!

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causticgirl 6

Kinky f--kery never fails. Buy new cuffs and try again. Way to keep it spicy

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studdmuffin1990 7

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alexup24 13

3/8- You're such a comedy genius.I'm being sarcastic people, don't take it seriously.

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CaramelMacchiato 13

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

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Llamacod 11

I too used to tell over used comments, then I took an arrow to the knee ;)

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emba_fml 13

ohhh my god I think this guy only knows how to speak using internet memes

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bunniex1 11

Apparently people don't lik me when I give a compliment... Meanies

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laden_swallow09 34

68 - IN the knee! IN! If you're gonna do it, do it right.

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nado13579 12

127- I'm pretty sure it's TO the knee.

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RealReasons 0

If I was one of the firemen I would be "amused" too.

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Kazze 31

Both. And what is up with the parenthesis and slashes?

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juliekkk 4

Op said one of the cuffs wouldn't open. Therefore, they opened one and the other one was just around her leg, not the bed.

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HiIAmKevin 8

She said she waddled to the station though...you don't have to waddle with a pair of cuffs around your ankles.

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awsome13 10

You have to waddle if you don't want the cuffs hitting you in the leg every step

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Keevarou 17

Looks like you two were in a sticky situation. But fyl and YDI though, you should have known about it before^^ always try things of they are new before using it :3 At least you're free from it now, so that's good ^^

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ginglederf 6

U look like France

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white16sox 19

How does one look like a country? Because I want to look like Ireland.

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Alexisthebestest 16

He can't look like France, though. He said he is the reincarnation of Kurt Cobain.

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dmblonde 13

Keevarou are you really from Norway? I'm Norwegian :)

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Keevarou 17

Yeah I am, I do my country proud, Jk.. But I'm Norwegian :)

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Comet_Candy 23

13 - Was that a Hetalia reference?

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nublets 12

38- ireland looks like whiskey and potatoes. Good stuff.

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MeeshaMeeshaPup 8

71- I do believe it was good sir. Only the anime fans will understand.

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dmblonde 13

I like being Norwegian :) I'm all blonde and white and stuff haha.

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TheBonzaiGirl 0

That was a perfect Hetalia reference, and yes he absolutely looks like France! Everyone should google it if you want to see countries engaging in semi-homosexual moments. You haven't lived until youve seen Italy caress Germany's buttocks.....

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doctorhook86 24

This thread is radically taking a turn for the gayer

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Aquaa_fml 0

How did you waddle to a fire station with your leg attached to a bed?

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The_Hitdude 12

They probably broke off the portion of the bed she was attached to (i.e. The post, staff, etc.)

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Sacrilegious666 6

her bf dialed 911 I guess....

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venomousddog 19

Very carefully

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supersmeg12345 10

Seems like quite a fun event. And at least you got laid!

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DocBastard 38

Hack saws work wonders. Don't worry, the doctors can reattach your foot. Wait, I suppose you could just cut the cuffs instead...no, go with the foot.

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GawdamitNappa 4

Just don't cut the wrong one. Dr. Phil paid for that big time.

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thatoneguy79 10

If you cut the cuffs, then this could happen to you again in the future with another faulty pair of cuffs. If you listen to your doctor, then you will not have to worry about getting stuck again, as you will be able to simply remove your foot. You can have your kink and walk away too; win-win. Always remember, Doc knows best.

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