By stupidbug. - 09/04/2012 08:28 - Canada

Today, I thought it would be funny to pee on a small bug in the toilet. A much larger bug thought it would be funny to fly into my eye while I was doing this. FML
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hotPinklipstick 24

That's karma. Why don't you learn to piss on someone your own size.

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airforce987 20

In some restaurants there is a small bug painted on the urinal to help accuracy. In bear grylles' house there is a picture of his face.

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KingOfAmazing 9

The big bug was obviously pissed that the OP decided to urinate on his small friend. Probably not as pissed as the small bug, though.

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Marcella1016 31

That's funny my first thought was "karma's a bitch"...OP is lucky it didn't involve spiders flying out of the air vent this time.

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Pelreskovich 11

Oh trust me, I nailed that note in my head! :D

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ThisIsMyReign 4

I'd rather be pissed off then pissed on. I'll take a bug to the eye instead of eating pee'd on unless OP got it on himself.

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Pelreskovich 11

57 - Do you eat or drink pee? Like do you freeze it first so you can eat it?

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lavitaebella_fml 0

Karma's a bitch, only if you are.

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Pandacupcakelove 26

#57 "I'd rather be pissed off then pissed on"? See, here's where the difference between "then" and "than" is very important...

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Aquaa_fml 0

What joy did you think you would get from peeing on a bug?

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alliewillie 22

"Today, I thought it'd be funny if I..." YDI.

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ThisIsMyReign 4

Stupid auto correct, I forgot what I was meaning to say thought.

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MerrikBarbarian 9

77 normally grammar nazis annoy me but you sir made me laugh with that. :)

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colliebuddz420 7

Why are there so many bugs in your bathroom?

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yearcity 0

actually bugs cant feel pissed or happy or any emotion same with many animals including cows ducks and maybe cats and dogs can feel simple emotion but bugs cant

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Pandacupcakelove 26

100 I am not a sir, I'm a miss ;) but thanks!

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mrlopez 13

Oh buzz off dude, you know OP is probably having a hard time at the moment... :)

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littlemsweirdo 12

Were you bugged?

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TheZee 12

I know someone will be planning to write this after reading the comment, so, I am going to get it out of the way. "I see what you did there" -_-... Good one though :)!

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littlemsweirdo 12

29- don't you mean: EYE see what you did there!

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littlemsweirdo 12

34- wait , huh? Your correction is incorrect!

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choochee77 0

34-she was right the first time.

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Cad6 24

34 - Grammar Nazi fail. Although it's a rare occurrence, this one is exceptionally stupid.

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nerdlyfe101 4

Hahahahaha 34 comment was funnier than the FML itself Ahaha.

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kissmybuttque 0

Were you peeing outside?

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burro_fml 6

34- why would he see what he did WHERE. He would see what he did THERE.

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ThatOneCanadian 0

it was a trap all along, you fell for it!

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xcarxcrashx 9

That's what you get! Btw why do you have so many bugs just flying around your place??

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ImABagel 0

OP: Hey, look it's a bug! I should piss on it for some cheap fun! :D Admiral Ackbar: *jumps out of shower* IT'S A TRAP.

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hotPinklipstick 24

That's karma. Why don't you learn to piss on someone your own size.

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ghostlilac 25

I think that if OP saw a human-sized bug, his last reaction would be to pee on it.

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Pelreskovich 11

I doubt if he were to walk up to someone his own size and piss on them that it'd turn out well, he'd most likely get a black eye instead of a bug to the eye.

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Ruffclue 9

Toilet to realize that there is something called Karma.

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jonriise18 3

Well... If that's what you're in to...

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metalwolf 17

He would still be pissing something if he seen a human size bug, I just doubt it would be on the bug.

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Pelreskovich 11

At least it was your eye and it didn't sting your boy parts!

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annihil8or 15

And how do you know the bug could sting?

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ahhbeex 8

I hope you feel accomplished for the rest of the day.

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