By Anonymous - 04/09/2014 06:44 - United States - Saginaw

Today, I tried to blink out a small speck of dirt that was caught in my eye. Instead, I learned what it feels like to suffocate a small, angry spider with your eyelid. FML
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Earths_Venus 25

Well now there's no spider to climb up the water spout. You're a monster!

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iSativa 24

Hold your eye open and run water over it under a faucet. My eyes are watering just thinking about the horror and pain you have experienced.

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langenbrat 8

my eye doctor told me never to do that because there's a small, spiral shaped bacteria in the water that can make you go blind...

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nellbell414 13

Plus they don't have the same saturation, that's why you use saline solution

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XDsmileyDX_fml 24

At least it's dead...

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badluckalex 23

wtf?! dead or not I dont want a spider in my eye! edit - or anything for that matter

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Ichiya 29

Spiders are awesome. Take some time to learn about them and you might not be as afraid of them.

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tiger8255 13

#46 Or end up like me and become extremely paranoid about them.

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Vegetarian27 24

They're freaking terrifying, and the more I learn the scarier they get.

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Ichiya 29

Actually most spiders ignore humans even the dangerous ones don't attack unless they feel threatened. Im not saying start a spider fan club but work towards being less afraid.and more respectful of the danger they can present.

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Since1998 20

They're just like bees, but there are always accidents when you don't see them. This spider would have been spooked, and if venomous/able to would have probably bit her eye.

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pikawarriors 18

A spider crawled into and bit the inside of my mouth. I will NEVER get over my fear of them, it's called arachnophobia and it's quite hard to deal with in some serious cases. Ugg, I get shudders just thinking of the things

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20minutesto9 23

They might be awesome but I still wouldn't enjoy having one in my eye!

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Earths_Venus 25

Well now there's no spider to climb up the water spout. You're a monster!

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okay33 12

That is an amazing version of the song! Hahaha

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alex_gen 38

Maybe if you got bitten, you'll become Spider-Man?

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MissEris 27

Depends...was the spider irradiated by a particle beam first?

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MRP360 14

You have set your eye on fire now...and your room...and your house, just to make sure the little bastard is dead

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salamancer 11

There is truly no way anyone can deserve this kind of horrid nightmare. FYL op... My regards to your poor eye

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chocolatefrog28 29

That sounds like the beginning of a nightmare, that little spider ghost is going to be pissed.

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IKickPuppiesHard 16

Better hope the mother spider wasnt watching you brutally murder her kid or you are going have to sleep with one eye open.

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kinky44 28

What if it WAS the mother and hundreds of angry spiders spewed out from the dead mother?

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lefsetang 15

But with one eye open, might the same incident happen? O_o

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LebanonBaby 26

I'm guessing OP has one good eye left though..

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Sandsh8rk 36

This FML seems to have come straight from the land of NOPE.

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RagingWill 17

Had to reply to say this is one of the few comments to actually make me lol. I know there's a button for it; I utilized that too.

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