By Anonypiss - 22/07/2015 16:21 - Canada - Pembroke

Today, I was taking a piss at a urinal when a fly started harassing me. I got so annoyed, I tried to swat it. Didn't go too well. I ended up losing control of my stream, soaking the guy beside me. He busted my face in. FML
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hacksaw246 24

Better to be pissed of than pissed.. Oh wait

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JohnTheDonJuan 11

How was the fly harassing you? Was it of a sexual nature? Or more in the line of bullying? I'm very curious. .

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JohnTheDonJuan 11

It was a joke... because he said harassing. Not many people describe a fly as harassing them.

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milehigh52 22

Harassing literally means to bother. So yes, the fly was harassing OP.

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Ted_brosby 4

People tend to get pissed off if they get pissed on

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RayRey009 5

I really don't see why ppl dislike your comment so much. I think it's hilarious and it makes sense. Who tf says "a fly was harassing me"?

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Jakk100 20

Did you at least do your fly up when you left?

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summer4me 25

Next time choose your fights a little more wisely. No fly is worth your face.

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demetrius1551 15

did you fight back? you may have deserved it but never go out without hittin back

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tantanpanda 26

What kind of stupid maxim is that? Even if it's your fault, punch them back anyway? Genius train of logic /sarcasm

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jogihoppa8343 23

you mean it would've been a good idea to urinate on someone first and fight back consequently after getting hit on the face? who are you ??

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legendairy3000 16

This guys only 14, you have to remember that.

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cksmith51 14

Maybe he was just trying to hit the fly, too.

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mrut92 17

In all honesty...ydi. If a fly big enough to do that was harassing me I'd be like its cool man I'll leave.

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