Animals: Today, I thought it would be funny to pee on a small bug in the...

By stupidbug. - 09/04/2012 08:28 - Canada

Today, I thought it would be funny to pee on a small bug in the toilet. A much larger bug thought it would be funny to fly into my eye while I was doing this. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2014 07:34 - United States - Ewa Beach

Today, I was taking a piss when a fly landed inside the urinal. I thought it would be funny to try to aim and pee on it until it flew away and I stupidly continued aiming, peeing all over the floor and the wall. Another man came in time to see it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 05:17 - United States

Today, I was on a bike ride when a bug flew into my eye. Not wanting to stop, I figured I would just keep that eye closed until I could cry it out. Five seconds later, a bug flew into my other eye. FML

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By funyfunkid - 22/12/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I saw a roach on my toilet. I thought it would be funny to pee on it. It jumped out, which scared me; I hit my head on the wall and started bleeding, then I peed all over myself and the wall. FML

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By TheMichaelNixon - 14/11/2009 21:37 - United States

Today, I saw a grasshopper in the urinal so I decided to pee on it. It jumped out, scared the hell out of me, and I peed all over myself. FML

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By Anonypiss - 22/07/2015 16:21 - Canada - Pembroke

Today, I was taking a piss at a urinal when a fly started harassing me. I got so annoyed, I tried to swat it. Didn't go too well. I ended up losing control of my stream, soaking the guy beside me. He busted my face in. FML

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Fire hose

By pissedoffandon - 06/05/2009 14:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I was taking a piss at the urinal when a fly started buzzing around my head. It started getting in my face, so I tried to swat it away. After about 10 seconds of intense swatting, I looked down to find I had pissed all over my shoes and down the front of my trousers. FML

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By bugnose - 16/05/2011 06:26

Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2020 22:02 - United States - Tyler

Today, while I was relaxing outside drinking a beer after a long day, a moth decided to fly right into my ear canal. I instinctively threw my hand up to swat it out. With the same hand holding the beer. I soaked the side of my face and down my ear. At least I got the bug out. FML

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By ow - 04/09/2010 23:43 - United States

Today, while I was running in a cross country meet, a bug flew into my right eye. Then, a bug flew into my left eye. Not wanting to lose a neck-and-neck sprint, I tried to run blind. I hit a pole. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2014 06:44 - United States - Saginaw

Today, I tried to blink out a small speck of dirt that was caught in my eye. Instead, I learned what it feels like to suffocate a small, angry spider with your eyelid. FML

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Monday 9 April 2012 16:14

What comes around goes around eh?

hotPinklipstick 24

Monday 9 April 2012 16:15

That's karma. Why don't you learn to piss on someone your own size.

Comments

silvercamaro 22

Monday 9 April 2012 16:25

This is just the beginning, soon the bugs will have taken over entire street corners, towns, even states. You never know what's next...in the twilight zone...

DocBastard 38

Monday 9 April 2012 16:26

How would you like it if something 50,000x your size unleashed a torrent of waste onto your head while you were idly swimming in your pool? Doesn't sound like much fun now, does it?

THE_A_TEEN 27

Monday 9 April 2012 17:17

Well, it that was R. Kelly...

auzz1_pride 9

Monday 9 April 2012 17:53

Britney spears style.

patrickalamo 47

Monday 9 April 2012 16:27

Karma is a bitch

smileycupcake62 4

Monday 9 April 2012 21:03

karma is a large, angry bug

ElricMustang 23

Monday 9 April 2012 16:28

The bug was just a little pissed

p3mguin 7

Monday 9 April 2012 16:49

Joke taken lol

trollierthanthou 1

Monday 9 April 2012 16:29

That's karma for ya!

hk6108 0

Monday 9 April 2012 16:32

Why is there so many bugs in your house?

loserman67 35

Monday 9 April 2012 16:39

*are*

ElricMustang 23

Monday 9 April 2012 16:59

No; this is the internet. To most people, proper grammar does't exist. I want a ticket off this planet.

Ruffclue 9

Monday 9 April 2012 16:35

Karma better get that bug which flew into ur eye.

loserman67 35

Monday 9 April 2012 16:36

Poor little bug, taking a swim, having a nice cool drink and then you come along and piss on it's entire day. The animal kingdom sticks together. Thank your lucky stars you were pissing on a bug and not a rhinoceros!