Animals: Today, I thought it would be funny to pee on a small bug in the...

By stupidbug. - 09/04/2012 08:28 - Canada

Today, I thought it would be funny to pee on a small bug in the toilet. A much larger bug thought it would be funny to fly into my eye while I was doing this. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 976

You deserved it 37 010

November 11: Memories and smiles
Historical anecdotes with a light touch to commemorate with a respectful smile. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Pissed

By Anonymous - 13/01/2014 07:34 - United States - Ewa Beach

Today, I was taking a piss when a fly landed inside the urinal. I thought it would be funny to try to aim and pee on it until it flew away and I stupidly continued aiming, peeing all over the floor and the wall. Another man came in time to see it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 957

You deserved it 54 088

By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 05:17 - United States

Today, I was on a bike ride when a bug flew into my eye. Not wanting to stop, I figured I would just keep that eye closed until I could cry it out. Five seconds later, a bug flew into my other eye. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 963

You deserved it 8 694

By funyfunkid - 22/12/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I saw a roach on my toilet. I thought it would be funny to pee on it. It jumped out, which scared me; I hit my head on the wall and started bleeding, then I peed all over myself and the wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 135

You deserved it 47 944

By TheMichaelNixon - 14/11/2009 21:37 - United States

Today, I saw a grasshopper in the urinal so I decided to pee on it. It jumped out, scared the hell out of me, and I peed all over myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 800

You deserved it 75 521

By Anonypiss - 22/07/2015 16:21 - Canada - Pembroke

Today, I was taking a piss at a urinal when a fly started harassing me. I got so annoyed, I tried to swat it. Didn't go too well. I ended up losing control of my stream, soaking the guy beside me. He busted my face in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 645

You deserved it 26 667

Fire hose

By pissedoffandon - 06/05/2009 14:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I was taking a piss at the urinal when a fly started buzzing around my head. It started getting in my face, so I tried to swat it away. After about 10 seconds of intense swatting, I looked down to find I had pissed all over my shoes and down the front of my trousers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 942

You deserved it 61 823

By bugnose - 16/05/2011 06:26

Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 933

You deserved it 9 132

Fancy a pint?

By Anonymous - 04/09/2020 22:02 - United States - Tyler

Today, while I was relaxing outside drinking a beer after a long day, a moth decided to fly right into my ear canal. I instinctively threw my hand up to swat it out. With the same hand holding the beer. I soaked the side of my face and down my ear. At least I got the bug out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 997

You deserved it 315

By ow - 04/09/2010 23:43 - United States

Today, while I was running in a cross country meet, a bug flew into my right eye. Then, a bug flew into my left eye. Not wanting to lose a neck-and-neck sprint, I tried to run blind. I hit a pole. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 596

You deserved it 8 937

By Anonymous - 04/09/2014 06:44 - United States - Saginaw

Today, I tried to blink out a small speck of dirt that was caught in my eye. Instead, I learned what it feels like to suffocate a small, angry spider with your eyelid. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 543

You deserved it 3 838

AugustBurnsToast 14

Monday 9 April 2012 16:14

What comes around goes around eh?

hotPinklipstick 24

Monday 9 April 2012 16:15

That's karma. Why don't you learn to piss on someone your own size.

Comments

edfd3212 1

Monday 9 April 2012 16:46

Insects gotta have each other's back

flashback.miss 28

Monday 9 April 2012 16:50

lol looks like bugs dont appreciate seeing their comrades getting doused in golden showers. i kid, i kid, but cant help but laugh at this but at least it wasn;t a large spider, right?

boredfishing 0

Monday 9 April 2012 17:38

Your profile pic is great. Haha

ipwnallmen 10

Monday 9 April 2012 16:57

Crikey! The amazing ninja bug! but seriously, hopefully this is illustrated

linkinpark98 23

Monday 9 April 2012 17:02

Hey, piss on someone your own size!

fuqsam 5

Monday 9 April 2012 17:06

Karma... Hahaha

perdix 29

Monday 9 April 2012 17:10

Pwn'd by the Mama Grizzly of the Insect class! Sarah Palin wants to bring that bug on the Today show!

fencer49 0

Monday 9 April 2012 17:12

DAYUM NATURE U SCARY

idoam 8

Monday 9 April 2012 17:18

They're watching your every move, prepared to attack as soon as you move against them. Be very afraid, OP.

jagsville 8

Monday 9 April 2012 17:22

Stupiddumdass!

jagsville 8

Monday 9 April 2012 20:38

*Stupiddumbass, lol.

mackdeezy 22

Monday 9 April 2012 17:23

We've covered that the bug could have been the bigger bug's friend, we've covered that it could have been it's offspring. Now check this one out, what if the bigger bug wanted a meal, and OP just happened to pee on it, ruining the morsel for the bug. Naturally bugs, (like most animals) get defensive when food is involved. :p