Insects, Painful and Animals: Ouchies

Ouchies

By Anonymous - 04/10/2015 23:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was stung by a wasp. Startled, I stumbled and grabbed a nearby tree branch to regain my balance. The branch happened to be the location of the wasp's nest, which fell to the ground and split open. The wasps weren't happy. FML

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You deserved it 1 959

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By MBean - 24/10/2013 18:04 - Anguilla - The Valley

Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML

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You deserved it 28 177

By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 17:51 - United States - State College

Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 4 100

By life_sucks - 16/01/2010 18:46 - New Zealand

Today, this huge wasp started flying around me. I freaked out and started running from it. Then I slipped, landed face-first in some dog poo, and got stung by the wasp on my leg. FML

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You deserved it 7 525

Sleep well?

By Karen - 29/08/2022 16:00

Today, there was a wasp tangled in my bed sheets. I found this out when I rolled over it in my sleep, and it stung me on the lower back. FML

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You deserved it 74

By hulagirl1217 - 29/05/2010 12:11 - United States

Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML

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You deserved it 2 940

Invasion

By Anonymous - 26/08/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML

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You deserved it 127

By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 02:25 - United States - Binghamton

Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML

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You deserved it 3 440

Those pesky little *****

By Anonymous - 28/07/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I was stung by a red wasp. While my husband heroically killed it, I, the person terrified of wasps after being swarmed as a child, collapsed, sobbed, screamed, and almost vomited from sheer terror. Give me snakes, spiders, insects galore and I am fine. Single flying asshole of doom and I turn into a child. FML

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You deserved it 165

You were warned

By Anonymous - 20/07/2013 21:44 - United States - Austin

Today, I was removing large shrubs from a house. I heard my co-worker yell something, but I couldn't hear him, so I just pulled the stump out anyway. What I realized too late was that he was telling me that there was a swarm of bees living behind the stump. FML

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You deserved it 12 019

Nature is healing

By anonymous - 30/06/2016 05:27 - United States - Forney

Today, I was started my week of camping alone in the woods. I took my shoes off to go to sleep, but I had to come out to get water. I stepped on a wasp, and while I was standing on one foot looking at the sting, I realized I was in an ant pile. I'm allergic to both. FML

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You deserved it 2 463

lex1459 38

Monday 5 October 2015 10:43

I think that wasps as a species are the biggest assholes on the planet.

asdadfhowrh 23

Monday 5 October 2015 11:52

wasp happening with you?

Comments

lex1459 38

Monday 5 October 2015 10:43

I think that wasps as a species are the biggest assholes on the planet.

TheCookieComet 23

Monday 5 October 2015 11:49

Yes, wasps are assholes but mosquitos are worse.

DoomedGemini 37

Monday 5 October 2015 16:20

Mosquitoes are annoying and I hate them, but they only itch. Wasps hurt, sting multiple times, and also alert other wasps to come attack you.

julia2750 11

Monday 5 October 2015 18:01

Sounds like my neighbourhood

Wiringify 22

Monday 5 October 2015 20:19

#1 What about humans though?

remometol 16

Monday 5 October 2015 20:28

Jellyfish. Dead wasps can still sting you, but jellyfish can even keep moving with the current. I don't even know the difference between a live jellyfish and a dead one.

Iamnotfat 16

Tuesday 6 October 2015 0:02

Mosquitoes transfer diseases which kill you. I'd rather be stung than get a deadly disease.

fmlperson8264 16

Tuesday 6 October 2015 2:14

I wish if they didn't exist.

lex1459 38

Tuesday 6 October 2015 10:29

#30 you're very right. I've actually been stung by a dead jellyfish. The stinger must've ripped off or something, but it wrapped around my ankle and it hurt like hell. But wasps are still worse.

bdun4 18

Monday 5 October 2015 10:43

Sounds painful. Hope you are ok OP

aimbug 42

Monday 5 October 2015 10:45

This is why people and wasps can't be friends. Hope you're feeling better Op!

iwanttogotoparis 26

Monday 5 October 2015 10:45

Hope you aren't allergic, get well soon

maddie_xo 21

Monday 5 October 2015 10:48

Imagining the pain is just terrible

lavapants 15

Monday 5 October 2015 11:14

Torch them I hate wasps almost as much as I hate mosquitos.

JohnForge 13

Monday 5 October 2015 11:23

Not necessarily wasps as the biggest assholes in the world, sometimes humans are to each other.

tantanpanda 26

Tuesday 6 October 2015 8:19

I'm more afraid of a wasp than a human, tbh. When you back off, those ******* get closer. Got stung on the head once for doing absolutely nothing. go figure.