#1 Mom

By whoopsboutthecap - 15/11/2011 12:51 - United States

Today, my mom called me crazy and told me she wanted to put me in a mental hospital. She did this after repeatedly hitting me with a shoe. Why? Because I forgot to put the cap back on the toothpaste. FML
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AnonymousTroll 2

It seems like *sunglasses* she wants to bust a cap.

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Randomnessmoi 0

I think she's the one who has to be put in a mental hospital :P

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ikickgingers 15

Should utilize their gym memberships?

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Cinn_fml 22

If this is a common occurance I'd suggest taking steps to remove yourself from that house. If this is a one off, you're probably safe. But, I doubt there's any mental institution that'll accept a patient as being officially crazy for not putting the lid back on the toothpaste.

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kairoxsox 0

seems like your mom is the one that needs to be in a mental hospital...

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AmandaIsMyName 0

It's probably not the only thing you do. And prob not the first time you've did it.

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Epikouros 31

Well, it is totally irrational not to put the cap back on the toothpaste.

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lionheart822 13

Better yet, buy the one the comes out of a dispenser like soap in a public restroom, then sit back and enjoy as she has a real fit. =)

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leadman1989 15

What kind of animal doesn't recap the toothpaste? Next raping babies... no nothing in between it goes "not capping tooth paste" to "baby rape". You sicken me >:(

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krfisher87 5

Sounds like "Mommie Dearest" to me. Just make sure you play nice so that when she dies, she doesn't stiff you. :-)

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