A day in the life

By Anonymous - 19/01/2023 18:00

Today, I kicked my coffee table while barefoot, got an X-ray, and I’d cracked the bone. Got home, kicked the exact same table with the exact same toe, got another X-ray, the crack is now a full-on break. What a day. FML
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Yudith 24

Let's rejoice that casts are no longer made of plaster, because you certainly would have cracked your cast kicking the coffee table again.

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Chazzster 28

Maybe this means you could either move the coffee table or pay more attention to the things around you.

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Yudith 24

Let's rejoice that casts are no longer made of plaster, because you certainly would have cracked your cast kicking the coffee table again.

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Chazzster 28

Maybe this means you could either move the coffee table or pay more attention to the things around you.

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JasonThorn 20

...Has anyone told you what the definition of INSANITY is? It's doing the same thing over and over, expecting the results to be different.

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