A few days ago I was making out with my bf and he thought it... - FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2017 15:06 - Romania - Bucharest

A few days ago I was making out with my bf and he thought it would be cool to take some pictures while I was doing oral. The next day he forgot his phone at home.. When he came back his mum told him she saw some inappropriate things in his phone. I don't think I wanna see his mum for a while...

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Leeono 26

Saturday 4 November 2017 11:44

How are more people not hitting the “your life sucks” button?! The jokes right there people!

Leeono 26

Saturday 4 November 2017 2:17

Looks like you got some sucking up to do....

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Leeono 26

Saturday 4 November 2017 2:17

Looks like you got some sucking up to do....

Leeono 26

Saturday 4 November 2017 11:44

How are more people not hitting the “your life sucks” button?! The jokes right there people!

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