By Anonymous - 13/06/2018 00:30 - United Kingdom - Morecambe

Today, my son had been grinning like a damn fool all day. When I tried to take a bath, I realised why. The idiot put superglue on the inside of my prosthetic leg this morning and I didn’t notice for nearly 15 hours. I can’t get the damn thing off. FML
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4EverMarie 24

When you get it off you should beat him with it

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thatslifeiguess7 16

How old is he? I say military school

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Ali Alexandrea 16

your son is a little shit haha, i would be so angry. on the positive side there are dissolving solutions sold exactly for un-superglueing purposes. hope you got it off

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4EverMarie 24

When you get it off you should beat him with it

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samomaha 17

That is exactly what I was thinking as I read this!

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DanielleinDC 33

I hate to advocate violence, but in this case, the kid would deserve it for screwing with his disabled parent.

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ladyscribb 4

dont know why, but i got so angry while reading this. id beat him lmao

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thatslifeiguess7 16

How old is he? I say military school

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silentbabydeer 10

My father has false leg too..... My brothers and I would have never in million years would do this to our father because he would come crawling with his false leg to beat us to senseless. Don’t ever mess with a man that has amputee leg!

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PenguinPal3017 19

It's sounds like he got a leg up on you.

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RichardPencil 30

Now you know how the rest of us feel, every day!

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RichardPencil 30

It took you a year and three months to make that reply? So worth the wait!! Bravo!

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RichardPencil 30

Acetone (aka, nail polish remover). And when you do remove it, you can literally stick your foot up his ass, and then merrily hop away.

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Silverion Sairee 14

Acetone can melt some plastics, so depending on what the prosthetic is made of it can be damaged by acetone. Rubbing alcohol can be used instead tho.

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Lobby_Bee 17

I'm stumped by how immature your son is.

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chosha_fml 26

He’s way beyond rude. This is like an assault. It’s ****** up.

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LT_Silva101 18

It was a play on words…

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boopingsnoot 24

I want to know the kid’s age. 5? Hilarious 15? Too dumb to live

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