Love: A for effort - FML

A for effort

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Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture of his morning dump because it was heart-shaped. FML

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bradwould 0

Monday 17 January 2011 12:31

why you complaining. he's romantic lol

UpsidedownKayak 9

Monday 17 January 2011 13:11

OP, you should be flatulence that he shows a large intestine you and such affection for you, even if he has a crappy way of showing it. What I mean to say is don't dump on his adoration for you. I bet you #2 have a great relationshit, don't flush it down the toilet over a defecate of opinion. I bet that one day he will bowel down on one knee and propose to you. Then you and he will have a smooth move in together and poop out a few kids butt you have to keep pushing forward. Good luck OP!

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Heyballard 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 10:39

Awww how cute:) he should do that for Valentine's day. You know, print the picture out, put it on a little card and decorate it up with pink and red acessories and ribbons and bows and glitter...wouldn't that be just the most romantic thing EVER?

nbj328ninja 0

Friday 4 February 2011 16:39

awww how romantic in a kinda gross way

mheads 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 5:32

He's a keeper

porridge111 6

Tuesday 15 March 2011 9:30

hahaa actually, I thought it was kinda cute

trey9991 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 15:27

what'a sweet heart:D

bigbisawesome 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 9:53

ewwww

thecuriouswho15 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:12

wow, way to say "Goodmorning hunny, hehe look my poop says I

KaliKakes 0

Friday 8 July 2011 22:19

it's the thought that counts ;)

destinycalls 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 1:21

that's gotta suck I'd be careful if he asks you to see something and then he takes u to the bathroom

BIGmoney107 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 6:25

That's so sweet!! hahaha!!!

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