A for effort

By SkinsCastSelection - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture of his morning dump because it was heart-shaped. FML
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UpsidedownKayak 9

OP, you should be flatulence that he shows a large intestine you and such affection for you, even if he has a crappy way of showing it. What I mean to say is don't dump on his adoration for you. I bet you #2 have a great relationshit, don't flush it down the toilet over a defecate of opinion. I bet that one day he will bowel down on one knee and propose to you. Then you and he will have a smooth move in together and poop out a few kids butt you have to keep pushing forward. Good luck OP!

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viciousgrin 5

He may just have a heart shaped asshole O.o In which case, I would question his sexuality. But all in all he loves you from deep within his colon where it is the warmest. XD

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wlfmanjack 5

hey compared to some of the other boyfriend stories on this site I'd say you are really lucky

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BlAzEtHiS 0

I don't care if it looks like jesus, I don't want to see pics of anyones shit.

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EMTchic 14

that is adorable in the most disgusting way possible . . . Or maybe disgusting in the most adorable way possible . . . idk lolz but still EWWW and kinda also AWE . Guys just have weird personalities, we gotta learn to accept them and love that about them, too .

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Mademoiselle_fml 34

Sounds like something my boyfriend would do lol. Then again we've been together for a couple of years now and we know each other pretty well. Still, I would find it weirdly cute anyhow x3

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tsent8 15

Wow what a shitty relationship

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DeThorn 11

Aww crap, that stinks! Better dump him!

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