A for effort

By SkinsCastSelection - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture of his morning dump because it was heart-shaped. FML
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UpsidedownKayak 9

OP, you should be flatulence that he shows a large intestine you and such affection for you, even if he has a crappy way of showing it. What I mean to say is don't dump on his adoration for you. I bet you #2 have a great relationshit, don't flush it down the toilet over a defecate of opinion. I bet that one day he will bowel down on one knee and propose to you. Then you and he will have a smooth move in together and poop out a few kids butt you have to keep pushing forward. Good luck OP!

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shaniqualee 2

I would've scooped it out of the toilet and spread it on a piece of toast and eaten it. Then I would've ****** him furiously and have him analize me, which would cause me to take a dump on his chest. And then I would've spread that on a piece of toast. And so the cycle continues...

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Danieness 0

At least the poop was heart shaped. My boyfriend used to send me poo pictures just for the hell of it.

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taylordey 0

bhahahaha thats actually cute. my bf sends me things that are shaped as hearts too. but not shit, yet.

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talkalotbea 0

that's cute(: that's not a fml

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dealerdon 0

that's sooo funny poop pictures are great

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Fooliieana 0

he's a keeper! *straight face

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talktomandybaby 8

yeah..ooookay.."very romantic"

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