Transportation and Thief: A "friend" indeed

A "friend" indeed

By Username - 23/07/2011 21:27 - United States

Today, I was walking to the store when I ran into one of my friends. He said he heard about my bike being stolen the day before, and that whoever took it was a heartless dick. I hadn't told anyone about the theft. FML

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By getyourownbike - 12/05/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML

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By cwell88 - 21/06/2015 13:29

Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML

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By double trouble - 04/05/2015 04:04

Today, I found my bike that was stolen a week ago in front of someone's house. Now this wouldn't have been a problem if my husband didn't steal it to go meet with his girlfriend. FML

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By shield1123 - 29/09/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I realized that my bike was stolen. It was no big deal, my name and number was on it, but it was a crappy bike anyway. I live 3 miles away, and while I was on my walk home I noticed a bike had been thrown through my principal's window. Who's bike was it? Mine. FML

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By dullstuff - 21/07/2011 12:34 - Belgium

Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML

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By anonymous - 06/06/2013 04:14 - United States - Tehachapi

Today, I saw a man on my bike that was stolen a few years ago. I asked him if I could have my bike back just wondering what he'd say. He calmly replied, "Hell no, I stole this fair and square." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2016 09:19

Today, I saw a bike locked to a short bollard, making it very easy to steal. Being as nice as I am, I stayed, hoping the owner would come soon and no one else would take it. Then the guy who bullied me in highschool showed up, asked me what I was doing, laughed at me, took the bike, and left. FML

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By UnluckyTeen - 22/10/2009 11:29 - Singapore

Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML

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By HomeImprover - 02/11/2016 17:34

Today, I rode my newly-purchased bicycle to Lowe's to look at flooring and back splashes for our upcoming remodel. Upon leaving the store, I found out that my bicycle had been stolen by someone who had bought a hacksaw from that store while I was shopping. They left the receipt to mock me. FML

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By Amandajean32 - 05/08/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML

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Sunday 24 July 2011 0:04

Guilty!

hunterhound 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 0:05

he's a dick

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DudeItsMelvin 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 7:45

well, dicks don't have heart. So yes heartless dick is correct.

TorgoOoOo 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 7:46

Maybe he thought if said that person was a heartless dick so he could be off the case?

sanem 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 8:21

Wow. I hope you get your bike back. FYL.

grapist 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 8:40

wonder who it could be???

beccalocs_fml 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 9:24

what a great friend..lol

UnknownParticle 7

Sunday 24 July 2011 9:30

who cares about thiefs when you have such amazing friends...

NinjaWithSwag 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 9:40

judge judy anyone?

ohhaixp 6

Sunday 24 July 2011 9:55

oh shit. dicks have hearts?

izzy7 11

Sunday 24 July 2011 10:02

Well, at least now you know who did it.

Suzumebachi 5

Sunday 24 July 2011 10:15

Some friend he is...

Bloody_Ice 2

Sunday 24 July 2011 11:42

Wow looks like someone is busted! :D

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