By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 08:23 - Canada

Today, I told my husband I want to lose the baby weight I put on with my recent pregnancy, and once I succeed I will go on a clothes shopping spree. To this he remarked, "So either way I'm spending money; either on food or on clothes." FML
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macskapingvin 0

No man is going to react well to your plans to spend his money.

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Cinn_fml 22

Well, the man has a point, unless it would definitely be your own money you would spend on clothes. Besides, why would you need to go on a shopping spree? Surely you'd have a selection of clothes from before you were pregnant that would fit when you lose the baby weight, and you could buy a couple of new things as a reward for being able to lose the weight. Unless you used the word spree as an exaggeration.

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iSitt 0

tell him no more sex until he understands who is really in charge of this FAMILY

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whippymcdumb4zs 0

are we REALLY going to start this argument again?

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rallets 22

#45 , you got them good. you win.

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gooBUZZ 0

Thank you #91. The other two, you lose.

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dragonaair 5

He's right you know. Let's hope it's on clothes...

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RedPillSucks 31

Because raising kids and taking care of the house is not real work?

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meteor_stream 9

Because sitting on your husband's neck and asking him for money that you'll spend on your own whims is...ahem.... a typical leach behavior?

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meteor_stream 9

For a couple months - yeah. But do you honestly think that being a SAHM is normal?

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usafacadet2013 4

I am the eldest child in my family and my mom hasn't had any employment since at least 9 months before I was born, btw.

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meteor_stream 9

Don't tell me that your father had to get a second job XD

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GoingLesbian 0

Yes, yes I do. I'd rather raise my child, our child, than go to work tooooo... what... hmm what is that now... oh I remember! PAY for someone ELSE unrelated to my family whatsoever to raise my child for me. No thanks.

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GoingLesbian 0

Considering full time daycare where I come from is about $1,100 a month. That's my take home working 40 hour weeks. I see my child for a few hours a day to have no money left over? or be in the sane financial situation and see, feed, raise, teach and live with my son everyday. That's a toughy!

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meteor_stream 9

I just hope that you and your child are not a huge financial strain to your significant other one (in case you have them). Providing for two people, one of whom is extremely high-maintenance, is kinda....stressful.

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nathan5 0

Women=money Women=time Time=money Women=poverty :(

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nathan5 0

Edit: please don't take this too seriously!

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FYLDeep 25

Yeah women = time x money so we substitute here women = money x money and everyone knows money is the root of all evil therefore the root of all evil squared = money squared = women So we simplify this to come out with women=evil QED

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macskapingvin 0

Technically, the proverb is that "The love of money is the root of all evil". And so it is not women, but the love of women, that is evil.

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Tonamon 0

BIATCH SLAP THAT @&$#^%^ XD

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macskapingvin 0

No man is going to react well to your plans to spend his money.

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GoingLesbian 0

He won't react well to staying home with the child while she works instead either. Cough up the cash once in a while, make your WIFE feel loved and than you can go back to 'spending your cash' on your own shit repeatedly while she raises your child.

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LissaMccracken 23

#114 Maybe just maybe she should ask if its okay for her to buy new clothes with HIS money... I can tell you are the kinda woman guys should avoid

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