Embarrassing, Party and Work: A night to remember

A night to remember

By Donzai - 30/03/2009 22:17 - Canada

Today, I was at my boss's house for a company BBQ. Earlier I had taken muscle relaxants to calm my lower back pain. After a few drinks it was clear the alcohol and medication did not mix. I woke up few hours later to find out I had stripped naked and jumped into the 4-foot cake before passing out. FML

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By Jason the flasher - 15/09/2018 22:00

Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML

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By nosey - 08/04/2013 19:20 - United Kingdom - Mountain Ash

Today, I woke up with my face covered in blood. Turns out that yesterday at my colleague's birthday party, I got so drunk that I started yelling "Nappy time!" before falling out of my hammock and face-first onto the concrete ground. FML

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By LetsMakeLove - 10/06/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I went to the game with my boss and some people he does business with on his tab. I got so drunk that I blacked out, threw up all over the table, and passed out in the bathroom. I woke up alone with my body reeking of vomit, and no phone. FML

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Spooky office vibes

By helosthisshit - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Linlithgow

Today, I went to a Halloween party with people from work. As the night passed, my boss got hammered and started throwing food at people. It was fun and games until I accidentally spilled his tenth beer. His response? To slam a hollowed out pumpkin full of chocolate mousse over my head. FML

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Illegal and stupid

By Anonymous - 23/10/2022 12:00

Today, it was my stag do. One minute I was at the pub buying a drink, the rest was a blur until I woke up completely naked in an ambulance, with all my friends standing over me. They'd put sleeping pills in my drink and hired an ambulance. It was my stag do prank. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 19:03 - Canada

Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML

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By meh - 17/01/2018 09:00 - United States - Dublin

Today, after drinking myself to an oblivion, I awoke with a massive hangover. I didn’t want to go to work, but every excuse I came up with in my head screamed of alcoholics. When I arrived, my boss asked me why I was there. It was my day off. FML

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By kbartlett86 - 24/06/2010 20:02 - Canada

Today, after sitting for hours at my desk, my legs fell asleep. When I got up to go to the bathroom on my break, I couldn't walk properly and leaned against things so I wouldn't fall over. My supervisor then came over and started lecturing me about being drunk at work. FML

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Waste moment

By Anonymous - 10/02/2020 20:00

Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We decided then to come home and planned an intimate moment. I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I fell asleep right before we started. FML

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cherrybollosm04 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:00

hahahaha goes to show that you shouldn't mix medication and alchohol didn't you know that!

may_cause_fail 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:01

Didn't you read the warnings? You are stupid. Even if you didn't pay attention to that (which makes you even dumber), it's common sense. Deserved it. ;D

Comments

redhusk89 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:31

right weeeelll @18 gtfo people mix pain killers and drinking all the time with no bad results. ever stop to think hey maybe this guy was an athlete I know you probably can't even touch your toes but some people do play contact sports and those people often build up a tolerance for otc pain killers and relaxers OP never said his was RX I know multiple people including both my parents that can take class II Narcotic pain killers and still be perfectly fine with drinking as long as the drinking is in moderation.

G_Bug 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:34

That's ******* awesome!!! lol

AMelodyofJuly 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:35

FAIL. Common sense and common knowledge to 1. Not mix drugs with alcohol (unless desiring the resulting antics) and 2. limit what you consume at a work gathering. YDI.

downeyjr 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:39

Of course you did.

popsoda 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:40

i hope u get fired.

JustAGirl_fml 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:48

I call shenanigans. A downer + a downer does not lead to ecstasy-fun-time, it leads to sleepy passing out time. I've had to take muscle relaxants many times before. And what kind of backyard BBQ has a 4 foot cake??

talz222 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:49

How come everyone is assuming this person is a man? Just saying..

rocker_chick23 27

Tuesday 14 October 2014 23:50

Maybe it has something to do with the male symbol near his name.

g_unit 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:53

Remember that time you lied to get on FML?

yourtinystar 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:54

LAWL...I don't even know where to start analyzing your idiocy. Little secret, for the future: muscle relaxant pain killers and alcohol = BIG NO NO, as any person who is taking those sorts of pills ought to know. That's why doctors prescribe them, and they and the meds themselves state not to use other drugs (alcohol included) at the same time. I hope your coworkers got a few kicks out of that and never let you live it down. I know I surely wouldn't.