A night to remember

By Donzai - 30/03/2009 22:17 - Canada

Today, I was at my boss's house for a company BBQ. Earlier I had taken muscle relaxants to calm my lower back pain. After a few drinks it was clear the alcohol and medication did not mix. I woke up few hours later to find out I had stripped naked and jumped into the 4-foot cake before passing out. FML
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cherrybollosm04 0

hahahaha goes to show that you shouldn't mix medication and alchohol didn't you know that!

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may_cause_fail 0

Didn't you read the warnings? You are stupid. Even if you didn't pay attention to that (which makes you even dumber), it's common sense. Deserved it. ;D

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UrLifeDoesntSuck 0

YDI. You should always know the affects of mixing alcohol with mediation long before you drink in public (i.e., outside of your house/apartment).

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thebootyfaerie 0

@ #39 Not necessarily. I'm on downers all the time (yaaay chronic conditions!), and all it does is make the effects of the alcohol more pronounced. Sometimes it makes me super-tired, but there have been a few times where I've done completely stupid crap. Not that stupid, but pretty stupid. (And, yes, I mix my meds and alcohol - but started doing so in a safe environment with very little alcohol until I figured out my limits!)

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AlexJakubsen1 0

hmm, i know from drinking that drinking makes your true self come out. apparently your true self is a naked man in a cake. and you're stupid for mixing that shit. read the label.

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hellomynameis_ 0

#51, you took the words right out of my mouth.

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Crunchy_fml 0

Why would there be cake at a barbeque?

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Sexxi 0

I agree with 40# it could very easily be a woman, in which case she could be getting a raise later if you know what i mean

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parachuting 0

#39 - Alcohol actually has initial stimulant effects on the brain (dopamine = activity and reward seeking) as it begins to act before it affects the regions of the brain that make it a central nervous system depressant, so it is wholly possible that they had "ecstasy-fun-time" prior to the passing-out-time that they obviously experienced if they woke up to such a disaster...

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