Christmas, Family and Health: A pot to piss in

A pot to piss in

By chamberpottime - 16/12/2015 08:58 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, my perfectly healthy grandmother came to stay for Christmas. First, she persuaded my family to give her my bedroom. That would have been fine, until she demanded she should also have a bucket to piss in under my bed too. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2020 05:04

Today, my mother-in-law moved in with my husband and I, where she shits the bed and herself. There's a waiting list for the nursing home, so in the meantime I’m cleaning up her shit and she isn’t even my mother. FML

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By welptimetoburntheplacedown - 11/08/2014 15:02 - United States - Louisville

Today, I decided to spend a few days at my grandma's house, to help her clean the place up a bit. So far, she's given me a "no masturbating under my roof" talk, used multiple racist slurs, and yelled "QUIET DOWN!" when I so much as sneezed in the next room. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2020 20:07

Today, I'm taking care of my bedridden, 94-year-old grandma. She woke me up at 6 a.m. only to tell me her UTI is still there. Later, she made me interrupt my 15-minute-dinner a total of 4 times because she wanted things like "more lotion in her buttcrack." FML

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By ANON - 21/09/2016 14:09 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I visited my Aunt in hospital. Another patient got jealous, so she threw a tantrum. She threw things at us, pulled her drip out, threw herself to the floor, screamed, pounded the floor with her fists and pissed herself. My aunt is still waiting for a new room, and the staff blame me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2019 16:03

Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2018 20:30

Today, we're having my grandmother over. Because we don't have a guest room, she is sleeping in mine. It is 25°C at night and she is sleeping naked with her dog right next to me. FML

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By IrisKitty - 18/08/2015 07:07 - United States - Englewood

Today, I found out my grandma sleeps in the nude. I witnessed her running naked from her bedroom to the bathroom, because she "didn't have enough time" to put on her robe. I need to get my own place. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2020 20:01

Today, my granny called me to, "Come change me please, I just peed." I interrupted what I was doing, walked over to her bed, pulled down her covers and was just about to go for the pad when she said, "Actually... I'm still peeing. Come back in a couple of minutes." FML

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By meeee - 13/02/2021 23:01

Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML

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Family is for sharing

By Anonymous - 04/05/2013 13:32 - United States - San Leandro

Today, I had to share my room with my cousin while she stayed over. I let her take my bed while I slept on the floor. Not only do my back and neck hurt, but I had to clean vomit out of my hair. Apparently, she "wasn't feeling well" last night. FML

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colton_colton 50

Wednesday 16 December 2015 19:24

Say, "Here, you can use mine."

Emma1562 35

Wednesday 16 December 2015 19:25

Maybe does she have a bladder infection or a weak bladder? That or she's just lazy

Comments

straightventing 11

Wednesday 16 December 2015 19:47

Poor Grandma needs a litter box!

NYGiants1925 22

Wednesday 16 December 2015 19:56

Wait what? Does she have an issue or she is just nuts?

atlien247 16

Wednesday 16 December 2015 19:58

Carpet or hard-floor? If the former, FYL even more.

yniguez09 14

Wednesday 16 December 2015 20:06

Maybe she's not mentally healthy?

websphere69 27

Wednesday 16 December 2015 20:25

everyone needs a "bucket" to piss in..

GeorgiaBea 28

Wednesday 16 December 2015 21:17

Hopefully you have hard wood floors...

Yodaddy52 7

Wednesday 16 December 2015 22:25

People still do this?

pockleboy 7

Wednesday 16 December 2015 22:48

Grand,a got ran over by your car

az2015 9

Thursday 17 December 2015 0:31

That always happen to me. I have a saddle in my room and I tell my grandma not to put anything on it.. And when I went in their she had here lataxtives on their with a towel with poop I went to her and said take your white towel and your white pills and get out..