By sothatsano - 16/12/2015 08:56 - United States - Spokane

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML
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hardcorefan16 22

Wow I feel bad for you but your girlfriend sucks if she did that to you.

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torn616 7

she might suck but after that she'd better swallow too

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zach205 24

Well, I think we all know who has the ring now, that's why OP can't find it.

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turtle_darkness 17

"Through sicknesses and health," came a little sooner than expected eh?

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rivaraven 35

Since their name is "sothatsano", I guess they freaked out in a bad way.

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laden_swallow09 34

Since it involves a kick to the face, chipped tooth, and a missing piece of jewelry worth at least a few hundred smackers, Imma go with "bad way".

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MandieL 27

She coulda just been so excited (freaked out good) that she kicked him by accident.

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FEATHDUCK 19

"Accident" I don't know about anyone else here but I wouldn't want to be with someone who freaks out when something good happens to them.

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MandieL 27

I really hope that one day you are lucky enough to be so excited about something that you have. Mini freak out. It can be a really wonderful experience.

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WCARlover 34

...wow I really hope she said yes after all that. And if she did just imagine the story you'll have to tell your grandchildren. But I'm sorry that happened, OP!

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domolovesyoshi 33

Wait, are you suggesting she needs to say yes as an apology

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tantanpanda 26

Uh, from the username, it was a no. I hate to be that person, but I really hope OP dumped her after that. Even if she wasn't ready, to kick someone in the face and cause them to lose the ring is not ok.

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Setareh23 34

Well, that's one way to kick start things. In any case, I've always found it weird how some people react so violently to clearly non-threatening surprising situations. Judging by the amount of similar FMLs though, it must be more common than I thought. Anyways, good luck with your tooth OP, and best wishes for the engagement!

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marcranger 28

I wish I'd kicked my ex in the face when he pulled out a ring in public. He knew full well how I felt about marriage. At least I wouldn't been humiliated.

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Aky0n 10

I wish shortly after you'd have gone to jail for battery as well.

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marcranger 28

Maybe you should wish that on the assholes who threw things at me after I turned him down? Trust me, it would have been worthwhile to avoid the public scorn, and nothing was going to stop the useless shitbag from proposing.

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