Animals, Kids and Health: (That's 77° in Freedom Units)

(That's 77° in Freedom Units)

By Anonymous - 19/05/2018 20:30

Today, we're having my grandmother over. Because we don't have a guest room, she is sleeping in mine. It is 25°C at night and she is sleeping naked with her dog right next to me. FML

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By meeee - 13/02/2021 23:01

Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2019 16:03

Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2023 07:30 - United States

Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML

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By IrisKitty - 18/08/2015 07:07 - United States - Englewood

Today, I found out my grandma sleeps in the nude. I witnessed her running naked from her bedroom to the bathroom, because she "didn't have enough time" to put on her robe. I need to get my own place. FML

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By chamberpottime - 16/12/2015 08:58 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, my perfectly healthy grandmother came to stay for Christmas. First, she persuaded my family to give her my bedroom. That would have been fine, until she demanded she should also have a bucket to piss in under my bed too. FML

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By moetplease - 03/05/2012 16:32 - Singapore

Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2020 20:00

Today, while my girlfriend is in hospital, I'm left at home with her mom. What I didn't know is that her mom's medication makes her do strange things. I learned that right away when she took a seat next to me, completely naked, on the couch. My girlfriend's mom is my grandmother's age. FML

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By Lovernotafighter - 24/02/2012 11:36 - United Kingdom

Today, my granddad had to start sleeping in my bedroom. He has flashback dreams to when he was a boxer, and he's already lamped my granny three times in his sleep. I get a camp-bed, and the chance to listen to him snore like a wild boar. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 02:04 - United States - Plano

Today, I arrived at my grandparents'. They already had guests so I had to sleep in the cottage. It wasn’t that bad until when I was making the bed I found a dead rotting possum in the blankets. When I told my grandmother, she simply said, "Deal with it, wimp." FML

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By secretmisery05 - 25/05/2020 17:00

Today, my husband and I waited until the TV shut off at 11 p.m. in the next room to signal his grandmother had retired to her bed upstairs. After doing it on a very squeaky bed, we went out naked half an hour later to go to the restroom across the hall, only to discover his Nana laying on the couch. FML

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manb91uk 22

Saturday 19 May 2018 20:59

Go downstairs and sleep on the ******* couch - what's the matter with you?!

dexter420 21

Sunday 20 May 2018 2:02

Don’t you have a couch? Id sleep outside before i laid down with my naked grandma

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 19 May 2018 20:40

Gross! How do you deal with the smell? Does the dog smell, too?

LebanonBaby 26

Saturday 19 May 2018 20:41

You poor soul!

manb91uk 22

Saturday 19 May 2018 20:59

Go downstairs and sleep on the ******* couch - what's the matter with you?!

wHSKitty 11

Sunday 15 July 2018 4:39

Why is Grandma sleeping on the couch? It is your house, after all.

Chazzster 28

Saturday 19 May 2018 22:15

25 degrees C = 77 F. That’s relatively warm for most Americans with AC. And that is one of the reasons grandma is sleeping nude. (1) Bring this up to your Mom or Dad, whichever is directly related to grandma. It is unacceptable you should have to deal with this. And it might be a passive aggressive way to drive you out of your room so she gets it. Not all grandmas are nice as you have now discovered. (2) If Mom or Dad cannot deal with the situation, go sleep on a couch or with Mom and Dad which will better incentivize them to solve the problem.

blightsight 10

Wednesday 23 May 2018 5:16

Yet I'm comfortable at 78°F

chosha_fml 26

Sunday 20 May 2018 0:12

That is bizarre. No matter how hot it is she could still wear something and why the hell wouldn’t the dog be on the floor instead of in the bed making everyone warmer?